~*shouts and fuckoffs*~

this would be where i "show love to those who come real wit it" and send out a big fuck you to those who dont... if i forgot you, email me and kick my ass. or just tell me to add you in!

~*SHOUTS*~

• ~*steven*~my best friend in the world. i cant imagine life without my *og batman*. i cant believe youre leaving me FOR THE FUCKING ARMY. i love you so much. you just dont even know. *because im -moonstruck- with you cos youre my -boyfriend-!!! kisses always.
• ~*missas*~ my best friend... tiggers are wonderful things, cos their tops are made out of bottoms... thanxs for everything, youre the best.
• ~*mellyanee*~ what up spooky booby! i love you, youre my lil sis. well hafta go fishing for cheeseburgers off your porch again sometime... maybe well throw one at the asshole across the street... thank you for you. i love you.
• ~*tippy canoe*~ punkin, you are so beautiful. dont ever let anyone tell you otherwise.y'know how you tell me im so pretty? well if you look like me then so are you. i love you forever you germish bastard!
• ~*was*~ the super flying arab... you sexy bitch, youre a slut. you can have any woman you want. and i want you.oh baby oh baby youre pimp ass money. hows that? sound convincing? i love you was. you really are the best.
• ~*bri*~ pimp ass bling-bling nigga... youre my favourite, i love you so much. youre the funnest of fun times and one of my bestest friends ever. thanxs for kicking me in my ass when i need it.
• ~*panty hoe*~ manda panda i love you, we have so much fun together... going on kicking sprees, fighting with stoopid boys *who at this time shall remain nameless*,and never forget- goofy kids rock and trolls suck!!!
• ~*seanson*~ thank you for being a second set of ears, mine dont seem to listen to me too well, so its good that yours work. i dont know what id do without you. DC 4/life yo! *peekaboo* haha
• ~*FORGE*~ my boys. let me just tell you how much i fucking love you guys. never a dull moment, even when some of you *ignore me* or dont *get in the pit*... thanxs for being awesome guys, musicians, and friends. you will ALWAYS have my heart rockin out to you in clevo. \m/ and \n//!!!!!!!!!!
• ~*statue*~dont know what to say. so many things i want to say but cant. or wont. whatever. why are you supposed to not be a stranger anymore but you still are anyways? you will always be my stranger. *kisses*
• ~*lil kristen*~ youre my innocent(ha ha) lil cutie and i cant imagine life without you to laugh at and with... maybe one day youll be as good as me and ill be as bad as you... but i doubt it!
• ~*chwys*~ my bodyguard... i love you! i miss ring around the rosie! hopefully next time someone takes an incriminating picture of us, well actually know about it! i love you!
• ~*erik*~ you make my manda happy, and you make me laugh, so i guess youre good... sometimes... haha PEANUT!!!
• ~*my jamie boi*~ my bestest (313) baby ever. i love you so much. youre like the brother i always wanted but never had. thank you.
• ~*mushroomhead*~ for giving me something to look forward to and bringing me happiness when shows were all i had... always have been and always will be the shit
• ~*jessie*~ i never knew it was possible to love and hate someone at the same time... youre too pretty, nobody sees anyone but you when youre around... but thats not a bad thing, cos youre so awesome that you deserve it. i love you girlie! *extra madd props for buckin jen in the face!!!!!!*
• ~*jerry*~ for teaching me so much about what to do and especially what not to do... too bad i had to learn the hard way... im so glad we can be friends again.
• ~*peemie*~ my bdu baby stissty... i love you so much. you have become one of my best friends in the world. being my blood definitely gives you a distinct edge over the competition...
• ~*my jbaby*~ i cant begin to say how much i love and miss you, i cant believe youre in the marines... come back for me- the world scares me without you, you are the only true good i know. *you are my sunshine, my only sunshine- you make me happy when skies are grey- youll never know, dear, how much i love you- so please dont take my sunshine away.*
• ~*my kids*~ all the kids ive ever worked with, for being so pure and innocent and loving me unconditionally, and giving my life meaning.

~*FUCKOFFS*~

• ~*promoters of shows who only let christian bands play and dont tell the nonchristian bands on the bill about it until the day of the show that they cant play cos they arent christian. fuck you and your holier than thou bullshit!!!!!!
• ~*the fucking military* for taking away all my biggest loves: my sissy, and jerry, and my little honey jbaby, and now my fucking heart, stevenjohn. FUCK YOU and give me my loves back.