"Wow. That sounds like a pretty good deal. But, I think I have a better one for you. How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"
Neo -
The Matrix
"Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Wesley Snipes -
Blade
"Your balls are showing. BumbleBee Tuna."
Ace Ventura -
Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls
"Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."
Otis "Red" Redding -
The Shawshank Redeption
"Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the pro tour anymore.
Happy: Oh, I'm sorry. Because you are black?
Chubbs: HELL NO!! Damn alligator bit my hand off!! (Oh my god!). Tournament down in Florida, hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damn alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore on 'a that bastards eyes out, lookey that.
Happy: You're pretty sick, Chubbs."
Happy Gilmore and Chubbs Peterson -
Happy Gilmore
"As my grandmother used to say, 'Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?'"
Brodie -
Mallrats