BRYCE YOWZA

BASS GUITAR

DURING A DRUGGED OUT 2001, AUDIO SPECTRUM PULLED THE PIN ON
AUGUSTUS MOONCHILD (NOW WITH SHOTGUN FACELIFT) AND ACQUIRED
FORMER 6-STRINGER BRYCE YOWZA. FOLLOWING GIGS SHOWED BRYCE
TO BE QUITE THE LADIES MAN ON STAGE, WHILE PROVIDING POWERFUL
BASS LINES IN THE STUDIO. THE MAN'S AN ANIMAL!! JOINED BAND WITH
VINCE IN 2002, LEFT AUDIO SPECTRUM SOON AFTER.

born: 12/9/75

favourite bands: the hooly doolies, barry manilow, the seekers,
peter paul & mary, nancy sinatra, hanson

influences: nikki sixx, peter north, john holmes

interests: 10 minute make-up tips, breeding buffalo, guns, guitars,
bikinis, fast cars, any kind of underage porn

favourite food: hash cookies

favourite beverage: sewer water (he passes out in the gutter
enough times)

you'll find him: spying on people in public toilets

favourite quote: "hey sista, how about I fist ya?"

unlucky number: 7

bad habits: shocking backup vocals from years of cocaine abuse,
wearing thongs on stage

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