LEAD SINGER

HAS BEEN SINGING SINCE HE WAS 2 YEARS OLD. HIS VOICE HAS BEEN
COMPARED TO SINGING GREATS SUCH AS PAVAROTTI, BRYAN ADAMS,
KHMAL AND MICHAEL JACKSON.  RAINBOW IS ONE FOR THE LADIES
WITH HIS ON STAGE ANTICS AND HIS TIGHT SPANDEX. WOMEN OFTEN
FAINT WHEN DALLAS IS AROUND.

born: 4/7/72

favourite bands: freezing cold camels, the troopers, sampson
fredericks, the grassgrowers, filthy grogans

influences: reece poseakiss (from the filthy grogans)

interests: waxing his arse, wild women, lego, spandex, licking
the microphone, listening to the jukebox, climbing mountains,
writing books dedicated to myself, running his own TV show,
playing accoustic guitar, wearing bangles

favourite food: smoked llama with chutney

favourite beverage: jack daniels and lemonade

you'll find him: looking at himself in his room of mirrors

favourite quote: "I know how sexy I am. I'm a god in leather" -Dallas

lucky number: 5150

bad habits: picking up too many babes, living life in the fast lane,
wanking off because he looks good, floating jizm in the heart shaped spa,
firing personal managers, using too much hair spray

SEETHE REAL JJ