BASS

AUGUSTUS WAS SNAPPED UP SOON AFTER MOVING TO HOOLYWOOD,
LIVING JUST ACROSS THE ROAD FROM DALLAS RAINBOW'S MANSION.
AS SOON AS THE BAND HEARD HIS FLUTTER-FINGERED BASS SOLO,
THEY KNEW HE WAS THE BASS PLAYER THEY HAD BEEN LOOKING
FOR. IS UP THERE WITH THE GREATS SUCH AS JOHN LEVEN,
BOBBY DALL AND BILLY SHEEHAN AND IS WELL KNOWN TO PULL
THE FINEST OF BABES WHO LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS.

born: 1/8/1976

favourite bands: megapie, burnt t-shirt, jet rooters, kenny viegas,
the happy slappy dicks, vanilla ice

influences: burnt t-shirt, wilberforce

interests: anal sex, lube, jelly on the rocks, smoke signals to
fellow band members, teasing his hair every day, putting
futuristic stars on his equipment

favourite food: pies, fish & chips

favourite beverage: milk straight from the cow

you'll find him: working on his trans-am

favourite quote: "I like to rub my stiffi"

lucky number: 5

bad habits: letting beer and women have their way with him,
spandex pants all day everyday, playing a bass solo over the top
of Starr's tapping solo, giving fine french babes anal

SEE THE REAL AUGUSTUS