They've both released new albums in the last few weeks that have been selling like hotcakes. One is as hard-as-nails as they come while the other is almost a running joke. Both have legions of loyal fans but they couldn't be more different if they tried. This week, they face off once and for all.
BEST LOOKING CURVES:
Britney Spears
Some say she's fake, some say she isn't. We don't really care, she's still young but she's got the right curves and looks pretty damn good. Shady is pretty slim in this category.
HOTTEST ALBUM:
Eminem
Granted both are tearing up the charts at the moment, but Eminem, with sales of 1.8 million albums in his first week of release, managed to blow Britney away despite her sales of 1.3 million albums.
WACKIEST HAIR COLOR:
Eminem
No one can argue that the man can rap...but what's up with the yellow hair? Britney actually wins by not winning this category. Although she'd win the best implants category hands down -- oops, I did it again!
MOST LIKELY TO INSPIRE A BAR-ROOM BRAWL:
Eminem
This is a no-brainer. Slim Shady is a borderline nutcase. Not the kind of guy you want to run into late at night -- who knows what he's been smoking all night! Britney, on the other hand, isn't even old enough to go to a bar.
MOST LIKELY TO BE SEEN IN A STRIP CLUB:
Eminem
This guy probably lives half his life in a strip joint and if he had his way, Britney would be on stage nightly entertaining him and his vulgar posse. She's got the goods but it just doesn't fit her image. Sorry Britney and remember, don't go anywhere near the trunk of his car.
MOST LIKELY TO SLEEP WITH MADONNA:
Eminem
She'd break Britney in half. Although we are not sure if they'd actually sleep together...more like beat each other up and then write songs about it. Think Sean Penn on crack.
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AS A FRIEND?:
Britney Spears
As much as we like Eminem, the guy is slightly unbalanced! Britney is the safe bet here. Besides, she's much nicer to look at than Shady.
BEST POSSE:
Eminem
This guy can party. The choice wasn't easy though. Britney probably hangs with a hot bunch, but underage is underage unless you happen to be Ted Kennedy. Eminem probably hangs with a bunch of crackpots, but hey, it would probably be an action-packed night.
WINNER:
Eminem
He's got his detractors, but he still comes off as more real (albeit more psychotic) than the reigning queen of bubble-gum pop. His name is what? Slim Shady, that's right.
