Broken Newz has learned that teen slut chanteuse Britney Spears' saline breast implants had sex between 50 and 99 times with the penile extension of former N'Sync lead singer and gay icon Justin Timberlake.

Stephanie Schwartz, publicist for Ms. Spears' implants, said today at a news conference that "Britney Spears remains a firm advocate for sexual abstinence before marriage" and reminded the audience that the singer technically remains a virgin since "at no time did any organic portion of Ms. Spears come into physical contact with Mr. Timberlake's surgically-enhanced wee-wee."

Although he was unavailable for comment, Mr. Timberlake issued a terse press release which reads: "Justin Timberlake emphatically denies that he has ever had any surgical or chemical enhancement done to his willywang, and insists that his 15-inch love sausage with the words 'Carson Daly Rules!' tattooed on it is entirely the result of good genes."