Comedy-drama. Starring Britney Spears. Directed by Tamra Davis. (PG-13. 105
minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)
There's no point in pretending "Crossroads" is worse than it is. As pop-
singing actresses go, Britney Spears is not an embarrassment (like Madonna)
and not yet an actress (like Mandy Moore). And the movie is fascinating in its
own strange way, not as entertainment but as a cultural document.
Go into any supermarket, and there's Britney, smiling from the cover of at
least two magazines. Adults might forget her between TV commercials, but she
has been, for years, whispering nonstop into preteen and pubescent ears.
"Crossroads" is a chance to eavesdrop on what she's been saying.
She plays Lucy, a virginal high school valedictorian who loves to sing. Her
father (Dan Aykroyd) wants her to become a doctor, but she's conflicted. She
feels she's just not a doctor, and not yet a singer, either.
There has always been a disconnect between Spears' offstage and onstage
personae. When not singing, she cultivates the image of a scantily clad but
chaste young lady. But onstage she acts like every sailor's pal when the
fleet's in.
At a pop concert, this disparity can work. Music blurs edges, elevates
personality and pushes everything into the dimension of fantasy. But a movie
makes everything literal. So in "Crossroads" we home in on a wholesome young
thing, then see her bumping, grinding and groaning as though in a state of
arousal. What is this about?
Lucy and two of her old friends hook up with a young man and drive cross-
country to Hollywood. Their driver (Anson Mount) has a prison record for
violating the Mann Act. So now he's taking three underage girls over multiple
state lines. Give the man credit. He finds a crime he likes, and he sticks
with it.
Throughout "Crossroads," director Tamra Davis finds ways to show Spears off.
She appears in her underwear twice in the first 15 minutes and carts out her
trademark zany look -- eyes crossed, tongue out. She sings "I Love Rock and
Roll" in a karaoke bar and never stops giving us renditions of "I'm Not a Girl,
Not Yet a Woman," which is the worst kind of bad song. Bad and catchy.
In the end, "Crossroads" is a lot like Spears herself. It cultivates not
the illusion of wholesomeness, since no one's buying it, but the pretense of
it. Yet examine the movie's message, and it's pretty insidious. We see Britney
taking off on a cross-country trip without her father's permission, hanging up
on Dad when he tells her to come home, and sharing her bed with an ex-con, who
looks as if he's 30. And the movie doesn't present this as naughty or even
adventurous.
Rather, it presents this as the behavior of a nice girl who's a little on
the nerdy, conservative side. If this is a nice girl, this is not good news,
though not yet a disaster.
Advisory: This film contains sexual situations and coarse language.
-- Mick LaSalle