Multi-frocked upper-crust actress/model thingy Liz "Don't call me Liz" Hurley is turning to Bollywood to boost her barely-there film career.

The toff type ex-squeeze of Hugh Grant is tipped to appear in a yet-to-be titled flick with Om Puri, the crater-faced star of East Is East, telly's White Teeth and, er, loads of other stuff.

Handy, really, that the forthcoming film is without a title. It goes neatly with all darling Elizabeth's other flicks whose names we can't remember.

Maybe it's just us, but we don't reckon top Bollywood uber-beauty Aishwarya Rai has a great deal to fret about.

This wondrous, gush-worthy heap of mwah-mwah non-news was revealed by Hello! magazine.

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Fancy another fact? Goodo. We've heard it's going to be shot in Scotland.