If you want to get to the heart of someone, sometimes you have to take drastic measures. That's why, when I got the chance to interview ultra-hottie Julie Strain recently, I decided I'd take a cue from all the psychology I studied in college and try something a little different.

Thanks to her decade-long career, Julie's had the opportunity to be interviewed countless times. She's in the upcoming Heavy Metal 2000, she's posed in Penthouse, she's been on Baywatch... the list goes on and on. So how to really get to the meat of who Julie is?

Word association. I say a word and Julie will say the first thing that comes to her head. Excellent. Given the right type of prodding, the human mind is capable of hurling up all sorts of strange and wonderful things.

Want to know what Julie's mind hurled up? Then read on.

IGN For Men: I'll say a word or phrase and you answer with the first thing that pops into your head. Let's begin: Penthouse Pet.

Julie Strain: Lots of them. All my friends. I'm the queen, and it's a beautiful thing to be a Penthouse Pet.

IGN For Men: Amnesia.

Julie Strain: Uh, that's how I got here. Lose your past and gain a future. You want longer answers than that?

IGN For Men: Whatever you want. I got a lot of them so... Concord, California.

Julie Strain: Birthplace of your very own Queen of the B-movies here.

IGN For Men: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Julie Strain: My little bunny [husband Kevin Eastman] co-created those puppies and I love my bunny and I love those turtles because green means green. Shop means go. Go, go, shop, shop, green, green, turtle, turtle.

IGN For Men: Heavy Metal 2000.

Julie Strain: Heavy Metal 2000 has been stuck in my nose for about four years and it's the size of a elephant and I'm ready to ******* give birth. I'm going to hold one nostril and blow as hard as I can this summer and hope a little bit of it hits everybody.

IGN For Men: Photographing women.

Julie Strain: ...is my very, very favorite thing. I just stopped to answer the phone for this interview from separating a box of pictures. Just as exciting as shooting them is going to the lab and getting the box [of pictures], coming home and separating the model sets. And I shot three girls the other day so I had a triple-bypass.

IGN For Men: Photographing men.

Julie Strain: I don't mind photographing men but for respect to my husband it's not something I would allow myself to enjoy and I probably won't be putting too much on my website. I don't mind children, younger men, just not handsome men with muscles or something. I just don't feel right about it.

IGN For Men: Domination.

Julie Strain: Well, it's something that people think I do very well. But I'm neither a dominatrix nor a lesbian so I fooled everybody, didn't I?

IGN For Men: Toys.

Julie Strain: Like, toys that are on my wall or toys that are in the drawer beside my bed?

IGN For Men: Whichever is the first that comes to your mind.

Julie Strain: OK, I collect Barbies and Kevin collects everything you can find in a comic book store, because when he breaks away from the Heavy Metal 2000 stuck in his nose the only place her goes is Golden Apple Comic Books to spend all the money we make. Our house is full of toys, toys, toys, toys, toys. And some special toys that we don't have to mention. Well, we can mention them but I won't specifically give you their names, like Mr. Buzzy or anything.

IGN For Men: Horses.

Julie Strain: Horses? They shoot horses, don't they? [laughs] Especially ones that jump over cars with me on them and crack my head on the cement. Actually he's out running with the cows now. He thinks he's a cow. You know, my old horse died and I'm ready for a new one but I live in Beverly Hills and they don't allow them here, so I'm going to have to wait 'til we make more money.

IGN For Men: Six-foot-one.

Julie Strain: ...and worth the climb. But on a day of PMS it could measure as high as six-foot-seven, so watch out! You never know what you'll get 'til I stand up.

IGN For Men: Asia Carrera.

Julie Strain: [Happily] Asia Carrera! You know when you buy a cranberry-orange muffin from Starbucks and you get in your car and eat it and it's perfect and you love it and it's sweet and it's genuine? I think that's Asia, she's like a flower that blooms in the yard, you know what I mean? I have nothing but good to say about her.

IGN For Men: Hardcore pornography.

Julie Strain: A lot of my friends do it and make a living at it. Not my choice of what I do to make a living but I certainly love my girls that do it. I take pictures of them and when I shoot them I don't make them do the things that they do in the hardcore movies because I'm trying to make them know that they're real girls just like me, and not always expected to have to flare their nostrils and other things at the world [laughs].

IGN For Men: B-movies.

Julie Strain: B-movies! Babes! Boots! Bustin' out boobs everywhere! Woohoo! Bazookas and bitches and all kinds of B-movies everywhere. And what people don't know about B-movies is "B" used to be the second movie after the "A" movie at the theaters, that's why they're called B-movies. And today B-movies represent low-budget, no food, lots of T 'n' A.

IGN For Men: Russ Meyer.

Julie Strain: Russ Meyer, alright! There's a man who likes tits. He actually called me the other day and left a message because I had mailed him my book, Six Foot One and Worth the Climb. He called me back and said, [adopts really funny voice] "Uh, Russ Meyer here. You just need to know that the most important thing to me is the breasts. The breasts are the most important thing." And he hung up!

IGN For Men: As if he needs to explain that he's into breasts.

Julie Strain: Well, yeah, but I think he was telling me that my breasts weren't big enough. That's what the call was about. [does Meyer voice again] You know, you're great but it's the breasts I'm looking for, baby.

IGN For Men: George W Bush.

Julie Strain: I shave mine in a little Hitler pattern. I guess that's two world leaders -- does that count?

IGN For Men: President Clinton.

Julie Strain: You know what? I could ******* punch him from here, dude. I have a stand up of him in my shower. Listen as a punch. Listen to this. [LOUD punch] That's Clinton right there. I'm gonna kick him right in the balls. [kicks Clinton] I just shot [Playboy model] Lauren Hayes having sex with that cardboard cut-out in a red, white and blue bathing suit the other day. You'll be seeing those on my site.

IGN For Men: Nudity.

Julie Strain: [Sings it] Nudity! Some nudity required [laughs]. Nudity is something I've done my whole career and now that I don't have to do it, I still do it and I do it for free because I'm almost 40 and I lost 12 pounds this year and you're going to have to look at my body until I get fat. And then when I'm fat and I'm going to break out old pictures that you didn't see when I was this age so you'll never know [laughs].

IGN For Men: Repossessed.

Julie Strain: Me on the first day of my period. No... Linda Blair, my first movie, Leslie Nielsen, pony kicks and exercise class, 100 bucks, my name on the door of a trailer for the first time, the smell of movie magic in the air. Yeah, that's Repossessed.

IGN For Men: Vampire Child.

Julie Strain: Vampire Child! Chelsea Blue, my little angel girl, my first model, who's now actually 10-years old. Vampire Child is the movie I directed with her in my backyard in a day. She gathered all of my little stuffed animals and dolls and toys and placed them around a table and proceeded to make up her own movie. She was going to tell those dolls to go kill all the adults because they're ruining the planet for young kids like her. It's on tape, it's in my safe, and it's not edited but I have Troma sniffing up my ass. I bet you all those movies get bought out some day and end up on your little coffee tables there, boys.

IGN For Men: The Toxic Avenger.

Julie Strain: Just got my face ripped off by that son of a bitch at the Playboy mansion, to say the least, and my husband got his head popped in-between my breasts with blood flying everywhere. Toxic Avenger 4.

IGN For Men: Baywatch.

Julie Strain: Baywatch. Cold. Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. One episode. I snuck my little freezing cold self in and dipped my head in the water and ran home to my heater.

IGN For Men: Kids.

Julie Strain: Kids, I love other peoples' kids. I love them for an hour, then I feed them a lot of candy and I send them home crying, all spun out on candy and sugar but they got a couple of one dollar bills in their pocket. They won't forget Aunt Julie, will they? They can wear wigs and high heel shoes, run around my house and shoot fake guns.

IGN For Men: The Internet.

Julie Strain: I own the Internet. What are you asking? [laughs] It's the devil, what the ****? It's the devil, I've known that since day one. Now I'm sucked in but I'm trying to be a nice devil. A tits-for-Jesus kinda thing. Film my nudity and run back home and gather my tribe and take them to heaven.

Read an interview with Julie on IGN Sci-Fi about Heavy Metal 2000.

See Julie take pictures of hot babes.

Go behind the scenes of Julie's TV show, Sex Court.