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Mark Harrison
Last seasons top scorer which was'nt difficult, also a top lad for a northampton fan anyway.
Occupation:Medical Student (just about)
Nicknames:Blonde, Blondie etc
Previous Clubs:Henderson, Dyslexic Untied
Skills:Fantastic pace, and superb tackles from miles away (cos I'm a lanky git). Also can score wonder goals and miss absolute sitters! what more could you ask?!?
Crap points:Can miss a goal from anywhere!
Fav Team (apart from Brazil):Northampton Town.
Most hated team (apart from Vendetta):Fulham
Best Footballer of all time:Gazza (in his prime, not know)
Most hated footballer of all time:Lothar Mattheus
Best Goal You've scored:Individual effort, managed to bring ball into box, dribble round a fair few defenders(more by luck than judgment) then blast it left footed into top corner! Best part was it was the only goal against the A team (playing for Dyslexic B)
Best goal seen:Micheal Owen's effort against Argentina
Most memorable moment on pitch: Falling over the ball on the goal line for a hatrick on my debut.
Most memorable moment off pitch:My whole 3 month elective period - what a holiday!
Pre-match meal:Usually a kebab washed down with large volumes of alcohol!
Most annoying habit on pitch:Missing the goal.
Fav Band:Stereophonics
Fav film:Dumb and Dumber
Fav line from film:I hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave.
Fav Tv program:Bottom
Fav Joke:
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube of toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 apple, 1 banana, 1 orange, 1 plum, 1 peach, 1 grapefruit, 1 tomato, 1 lettuce, 1 cabbage, 1 baking potato, 1 package of Kraft singles, 1 samosa, 1 vegetable pakora, 1 muesli bar, 1 pie, 1 single serving of cereal, 1 single frozen dinner, 1 single frozen pizza. The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're ugly."
Fantasy Physiotherapist:Cameron Diaz
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