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Paul Belcher
 Versatile player, has occupied nearly every position in a Brazil shirt, mainly found on the left of midfield kicking people then producing the odd piece of skill.
Occupation: Chemist
Nicknames:
Previous Clubs: Rapid Bedsoc, Oxhey Jets, Rivers Rangers and any other shit under achieving team you care to mention.
Fav position: Bird on top, always the lazy git.
Skills: giving shit to the ref in an annoying cockney accent, good with the ladies.
Crap points: dodgy dyed hair, thinking he is good with the ladies
Fav Team (apart from Brazil): Watford FC
Most hated team (apart from Vendetta): Luton Town
Best Footballer of all time: Zidane
Most hated footballer of all time: Ronald Komen or Andreas Moller
Best Goal You've scored: beckham esq half way line job, unfortunately i was 12 at the time, and it was a clearance.
Best goal seen: Nick Wrights over head kick for watford in the playoff final against Bolton 1999.
Most memorable moment on pitch: coming back from 4-1 down against Henderson B, and winning 5-4 with me scoring the last 2.
Most memorable moment off pitch: team night out and Evans pulling that swap thing that everyone else turned down.
Pre-match meal: who need food.
Most annoying habit on pitch: losing my rag frequently
Fav Band: prodigy
Fav film: american psycho
Fav line from film:
Fav Tv program: watch dog (although i only watch it as charlotte gives me the horn).
Fav Joke: Anything involving Evans and fat women
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Charlotte from watchdog, or J Lo.
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