Reasons the XBOX is the most hyped up piece of junk on the planet.

Reasons: ( even if you have not expierienced all of these problems you WILL expierience the ones LISTED IN BOLD eventualy)

• The system overheats after two hours of play.
• The controller's anolog sticks uncallobrate easily.
• The anolog sticks, when used as buttons, do not pop back out but rather stick in the pushed down position.
• The system scratches the disks.
• The system forgets the controller is connected in the middle of gameplay.
• THE GAMES ALL TAKE FOREVER TO LOAD
• ALL THE SYTEMS HAVE A DEFECT WITH THE HARD DRIVE THAT WAS ONLY RECENTLY DISCOVERED> OUTLAW GOLF WAS ONE OF THE FIRST GAMES TO UTILIZE THE HARD DRIVE TO ENHANCE THE GRAPHICS. DURING THE GAME AFTER THE SYSTEM PULLS A CERTAIN NUMBER OF FILES OFF THE HARD DRIVE IT JUST DECIDES TO STOP!!! THIS IS THE PRIMARY REASON FOR THEM RELEASING THE NEW SMALLER VERSION THEY DONT WANT TO DO A FULL RECALL.
• IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS MICROSOFT WANTS 100 DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING TO FIX IT AND THEM WILL ONLY GAURUNTEE IT FOR 60 DAYS.
• BY THE WAY SHIPPING FOR THIS SYSTEM IS ABOUT 30 DOLLARS ANYWHERE IN THE US
• ALL THE GAMES ARE OVER PRICED AND TAKE FOREVEVER TO LOWER THEIR PRICE DOWN FROM 50.
• It is possible to see the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH on this console! That just isn't right.
• Besides HALO what do you really like playing? And don't say sports games because the gamecube, and in some cases the PS2, have way better loading times! On the Cube the time is non-existant! Don't belive me? try it out.
• OH YEAH AND HERE'S A REAL WINNER: THE NEW GAMES ARE BEING RELEASED AT 39.99 THERES A REASON FOR THIS APPARENT GENEROSITY> THEY ARE MADE CHEAPER AND HAVE A SILVER BACK TO THEM!!!! WHEN USED IN THE CURRENT SYSTEM THEY MAKE A SOUND LIKE A WOOD CHIPPER WITH A BAD CLUTCH!!! IF YOU DONT BELIVE ME? RENT TOTALED! OR DRUG WARS
• They do not put any money into any games that are not sure fire hits. Show me a game that looks and loads better on the XBOX, besides Max Payne, that has come out on all three other systems. If you investigate you will find that they rush all the games like dave mirra and crash bandicoot, add a level that is cheesy and riddled with slowdown and say look we added something as if this is supposed to make up for the half assed job they do. You get what you pay for and they dont want to pay for graphics.
• As soon as they announce the new smaller model the buy back price at the game stores will go to virtually nothing so now is the time to go returm it and get as much as you can before its too late!!
• THEY ARE COMMING OUT WITH SHAQ FU AND STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR XBOX

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