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Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge
Name: Tom DeLonge
Band: Blink 182
Position Guitars, Vocals
Date Of Birth December 13, 1975
Place Of Birth Poway, California, USA
Sex Male
Official Site: Blink 182
Fan Site: Blink
Fan Site: True Punk
Fan Site: Best Blink
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-"I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me"


-"I wasn’t very popular in high school cause the whole three testicle thing wasn’t very "in"


-"Why do they, why do they, always kick me in the groin when I come near, now I’m not complaining it just starts to Hurt after a bit"


-"Right after Seattle all eyes went to San Diego"


-"I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else"


-"Right now people think I'm ugly, but in 150 years they might think I'm handsome"


-"And they choreograph everything, including the sex they have with each other after the shows"


-"I can't live without Mexican food"


-"The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites"


-"People always throw things at us"


-"Anybody that is going to hear the record is going to think, 'The songs totally suck, but the production is so amazing, I'm going to go buy the record"


-"Punk has nothing to do with what label you're on"


-"We write about relationships, and just growing up though high school, that kind of stuff"


-"All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they're so punk because they have a purple mohawk"


-"I think we need therapy"


-"I call everyone stinky butt"


-"As long as we helped you discover that the world is a beautiful place"


-"I applaud anyone who thinks I'm good-looking and invite them into my world"


-"I don't think that listening to the Beastie Boys is embarrassing because I think they are a really great band"


-"It's all on this giant fiberoptic system tied into the Pentagon and they are monitoring everything we do and we're all gonna die"


-"I think it's so incredible that there are all these boy bands out there, like the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. They're all so bad! It hurts me, I've cried"


-"When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder-did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting in your garage"


-"We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once"


-"Success is strange"


-"There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously"


-"Please don't throw your dirty toilet paper, I'm not hungry"


-"All in the name of science of course"


-"I hated, hated, hated my job. You know those people who hate there job? That was me"


-"We're just really lucky. We're not better than anybody else"


-"It's a travelling punk rock barbecue"


-"We don't want to grow up, we never want to grow up"


-"I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk"


-"These days, if we're not sleeping, we're trying to get food or we're watching TV"


-"I just want to make a UFO movie"


-"And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking"


-"I am such a freak"


-"I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be"


-"We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying"


-"We don't want to be Green Day"


-"There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal"


-"The worst thing in the world is shit, and shit comes out of the butt"


          -Tom DeLonge, Blink 182, Guitars & Vocals, December 13, 1975