*Mr. Belding on P.A.* *Billy cries*
Jessie: We feel the same way, kid.
Jessie: Look here, Bubba! It takes a stronger man not to fight, so why don't you go back into the mist with the other gorillas?
Jessie: I want to be a lawyer.
Lisa: I'll design your briefs! Ha Ha Ha
Jessie: Come on! Everyone knows you've got the hots for Kelly.
Zack: *looks around* They do now!
Jessie: You have a map of the mall?
Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tiajuana.
Slater: Mr. Belding, Will you tell the chairbabes to please be quiet?
Jessie: Will you please tell the chairpig to mind his own business?
Everyone: Ooooooooh, yeahhhhhh
Jessie: I can't believe you like these tapes.
Slater: Hey. What's the matter with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?
Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything.
Slater: Have you ever seen them move? They're saying plenty, baby.
Jessie: We haven't fought for 15 seconds.
Slater: It was 20. Shut up.
Boy: I want my money back.
Kelly: Why? Is something wrong?
Jessie: We'll gladly refund your money if your buddy band is deffective.
Boy: Belding's wearing one. You can't get more deffective than that.
Jessie: Aww... is Slater scared of the wittle awobics instwuctor?
Screech: What's an awobics instwuctor?
