Waiter: What would you like?
Kelly: Diet lips. Uh, I mean coke.
"When life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade." - Kelly
"Well now that I'm married to Zack, we have a wonderful home, two kids, three cats and a dog!" - Kelly
"Wow! He used to be a jock. Now he's a joke!" - Kelly
Kelly: That's Bo Revere's new single! It's #8 with a bullet.
Mr. Belding: It's too bad the bullet missed him. *Belding laugh*.
"You know, I've always defended you. But you really are a bozo." - Kelly
Kelly: HI! Who are you?
Slater: *flirty* Uh, whoever you want me to be.
Slater: Anyone want an onion ring?
Kelly: Sure!
*slater puts it on her finger*
Slater: I think we're engaged.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.
Zack: That makes two of us.
Boy: I want my money back.
Kelly: Why? Is something wrong?
Jessie: We'll gladly refund your money if your buddy band is deffective.
Boy: Belding's wearing one. You can't get more deffective than that.
Kelly: Lisa, you should give Screech a chance.
Lisa: I'd reather give chicken pox a chance.
Billy: Z-z-z-ack
Kelly: He just said his first word!
Slater: What'd he say? Snack?
Kelly: I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine!
Zack: Why not? I'm sick of school! *laugh*
Kelly: I'm thinking of becoming an actress. Do you think I'd make a good actress, Zack?
Zack: Sure! You're the star of my dreams every night.
Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids.
Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that.
Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me?
Zack: Why don't we go to the drive in and give it a chance?
Kelly: Well i'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle!
