"To Mr. Scrooge. I hope he chokes on his chestnuts" - Lisa
Lisa: Girrrrrrrl, we have got to talk. Now, if I were Leslie, I would have slapped you til my hand hurt. Then I'd have slapped you for making it hurt.
Jessie: I want to be a lawyer.
Lisa: I'll design your briefs! Ha Ha Ha
Slater: What's the matter? Can't you find a date?
Lisa: Honey, I don't go to the supermarket without a date.
Jessie: You have a map of the mall?
Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tiajuana.
Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle.
Screech: I'm speechless!
Lisa: That's the idea.
Kelly: Lisa, you should give Screech a chance.
Lisa: I'd reather give chicken pox a chance.
Screech: I will be your everything.
Lisa: And I will be gone.
Screech: You know, I kissed Lisa for the first time on a bridge.
Zack: When was that?
Lisa: Right before I threw him off.
"You've gotta stop thinking like a frog and start acting like prince charming." - Lisa
"Ooh! My goosebumps are having goosebumps!" - Lisa
"You can't give me popcorn and say no butter." - Lisa
Lisa: I think there's love in the air. How bout you?
Screech: No, that's my cologne, 'musk of mustang'. Giddy up!
Lisa: Aww! Look at Zack and Kelly. If they get any closer, they'll be sharing shoes.
Slater: Lisa, get a boyfriend.
