"No self-respecting guy goes to a costume party dressed as Peter Pan." - Slater
"It's incredible what you can hear standing on a toilet" - Slater
"Well if you came to my house, I'd be wagging my tail too." - Slater
Coach Rizzo: Hey Slater, since when did you become a comedian?
Slater: Since around Tuesday at 2 O'Clock.
Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind.
Screech: I hear you blood.
Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that?
Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool"
Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up?
Zack: Hi, you're new here. What's your name?
Slater: Roger Rabbit. What's it to you?
Kelly: Hi! Who are you?
Slater: *flirty* Uh, whoever you want me to be.
Slater: Anyone want an onion ring?
Kelly: Sure! *slater puts it on her finger*
Slater: I think we're engaged.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.
Zack: That makes two of us.
Slater: I'm good at everything I do.
Zack: Not according to the girls I talked to. *smirk*
Slater: Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women?
Zack: What? You need a date for new years?
Slater: What's the matter? Can't you find a date?
Lisa: Honey, I don't go to the supermarket without a date.
Slater: Mr. Belding, Will you tell the chairbabes to please be quiet?
Jessie: Will you please tell the chairpig to mind his own business?
Everyone: Ooooooooh, yeahhhhhh
Jessie: I can't believe you like these tapes.
Slater: Hey. What's the matter with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?
Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything.
Slater: Have you ever seen them move? They're saying plenty, baby.
Jessie: We haven't fought for 15 seconds.
Slater: It was 20. Shut up.
Zack: Who washes their hair six times a day?
Slater: You do.
Zack: Well, besides me.
Slater: Pick you up at 7?
Zack: If you get me home by 10.
Zack: I think Billy's hungry.
Slater: I got a dingdong in my locker.
Zack: Babies don't eat dingdongs, dingdong.
Slater: Mr. Belding, can I talk to you for a second?
Mr. Belding: Sure! *looks at watch* Time's up! *Belding laugh*
Billy: Z-z-z-ack Kelly: He just said his first word!
Slater: What'd he say? Snack?
Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids.
Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that.
Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me?
Mr. Belding: You know, in High School, I had visions of becoming a professional basketball player.
Slater: Well, what stopped you?
Mr. Belding: Sister Agnes. She kept blokcing my lay ups. Besides, can you imagine me at 50, dribbling down the court with my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee?
Slater: Screech! What are you doing?
Screech: Crusin' for chicks.
Slater: In the boy's locker room?
Slater: Do you think I want to end up an overweight, beer bellied laughing stock?
Screech: Well, my mom always said you can be anything you want to be.
Slater: Man, who cares about wrestling?
Zack: I do! Your fans do!... I do!
*Zack puts on pink apron* Slater: You look pretty in pink, Preppy. Zack: Thanks for noticing.
King of Lichtenberg: I have 3 millions subjects.
Slater: I only have 5 subjects. You know math, english, history... heh heh.. so how bout them dodgers, eh?
Lisa: Aww! Look at Zack and Kelly. If they get any closer, they'll be sharing shoes.
Slater: Lisa, get a boyfriend.
