Ms. Simpson: To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that?
Zack: You just did, Ma'am
Ms. Simpson: Right! Hamlet.
Ms. Simpson: Does anyone know how Romeo died?
Zack: He took your class.
Ms. Simpson: Right! Poison in a glass.
"I love school. Too bad classes get in the way" - Zack
Nurse Jennifer: I wonder what's going on in that body of yours.
Zack: Woah.
Nurse Butcher: Alright, which one of you is A.C. Slater?
Zack: *sigh* I am.
*gets his arm ready for the flu shot*
Nurse Butcher: No, bend over Blondie.
*Mancuso looks at Billy*
Zack: Freshman
Zack: It's career week at school. Everyone's exicted! I'm not. It's the first sign that our parents won't support us forever.
"You know the old saying. 'An apple a day might give me an A'" - Zack
Screech: That's how I handled my woman!
Zack: What woman?
Screech: The woman I had... before... I handled her... *walks away*
Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind.
Screech: I hear you blood.
Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that?
Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool"
Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up?
Mr. Belding: And may I add, you have not lost your ability to suck up.
Zack: Why thank you sir.
Zack: Hi, you're new here. What's your name?
Slater: Roger Rabbit. What's it to you?
Jessie: Come on! Everyone knows you've got the hots for Kelly.
Zack: *looks around* They do now!
Screech: Oh, and about sharing lockers, I can't. For health reasons.
Zack: What do you mean 'for health reasons'?
Screech: Slater said he'd kill me.
Slater: Anyone want an onion ring?
Kelly: Sure!
*slater puts it on her finger*
Slater: I think we're engaged.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.
Zack: That makes two of us.
*Mr. Belding puts on sweater*
Mr. Belding: Zack, I'm taking a different approach with you.
Zack: You're gonna be Mr. Rogers?
Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.
Slater: I'm good at everything I do.
Zack: Not according to the girls I talked to. *smirk*
Slater: Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women?
Zack: What? You need a date for new years?
Mr. Belding: Guys, guys, I have a problem.
Zack: Oh, sir, just wear a hat.
Mr. Belding: OK, Who's in charge of the food?
Allan: I am, sir.
Zack: Who else?
Allan: Hey! Stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you!
Zack: *in nerdy voice* Ooh! This is getting heavy!
Zack: Who washes their hair six times a day?
Slater: You do.
Zack: Well, besides me.
Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air.
Mr. Belding: WHAT?!
Screech: We - would - like
Mr. Belding: I heard you!
Slater: Pick you up at 7?
Zack: If you get me home by 10.
Zack: I think Billy's hungry.
Slater: I got a dingdong in my locker.
Zack: Babies don't eat dingdongs, dingdong.
Kelly: I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine!
Zack: Why not? I'm sick of school! *laugh*
Kelly: I'm thinking of becoming an actress. Do you think I'd make a good actress, Zack?
Zack: Sure! You're the star of my dreams every night.
Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids.
Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that.
Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me?
Slater: Man, who cares about wrestling?
Zack: I do! Your fans do!... I do!
*Zack puts on pink apron*
Slater: You look pretty in pink, Preppy.
Zack: Thanks for noticing.
"Oh my GOSH I hit on your mother!" - Zack
Miss Simpson: Get thee to Belding!
Zack: Yes Miss Simpson, I goeth.
