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1. I ordered a sandwich, not a hamburger!
§ÚÂIªº¬O¤T©úªv, ¤£¬Oº~³ù!

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«o¬O¤@­Óº~³ù (hamburger). §Ú¤j´b¤£¸Ñ¦a°Ý§ÚªB¤Í, §Ú¤£¬OÂI¤T©úªv¶Ü? µ²ªG
«ç»òµ¹§Ú¤@­Óº~³ù? ¥i¬O»¡¤]©_©Ç, ¦P®àªº¦Ñ¬ü³£°í«ù¥L­Ìµ¹§Úªº¬O¤T©úªv¨S¿ù. 
  µ²ªG¤p²ÂÀM³o®É´N»¡¤F¤@¥y¦Ü²z¦W¨¥, 'But this is not a triangle.' (¦ý¬O
³o¤£¬O¤T¨¤§Îªº°Ú!) »y²¦, ¥þ®à«¡°ó¤j¯º.   ¤@­Ó¦n¤ßªº¦Ñ¬ü,»°ºò¸ò§Ú¸ÑÄÀ, 
º~³ù©M¤T©úªvªº°Ï§O¥u¦b©ó¤¤¶¡©Ò§¨ªº¦×ªº¤£¦P, º~³ù©Ò§¨ªº¬O¯Nªº©Î¬O¬µªº¦×
¤ù, ¦ý¤T©úªv«h¬O§¨²{¦¨ªº¼ô¦×¤Á¤ù (¦p¤õ»L¤§Ãþ ªº sliced meat).  ¦Ü©ó¥Îªº
ÄÑ¥]«h¬O§¹¥þ¤@¼Ë.   ¤p²ÂÀM³o®É¤~«éµM¤j®©, ¦b°ê¤º¦Yªº¬ü¦Ó¬ü¦­À\¤T©úªv³£
¬O¥Î¤g¥qÄÑ¥]§@¦¨¤T¨¤§Îªº¼Ë¤l, ¤~·|Åý§Ú¦³¥ý¤J¬°¥DªºÆ[©À»¡, '¤T' ©úªv´N¬O
¤@©w¬O '¤T'¨¤§Î, ¨ä¹ê³o¬O¤£¤@©wªº. 
 
2. New York Post Office?
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§Ú²Ä¤@¦¸¥h¯Ã¬ùªº®É­Ô, ¦³¦n¦h¤Ñ³£¨S¬Ý¨ì¶l§½ (Post Office), «á¨Ó¦³¤@¤Ñ¬Ý
¨ì New York 'Post Office'ªº©ÛµP, §Ú´N«Ü°ª¿³¦a¶]¶i¥h°Ý¤H®a¦³¨S¦³½æ¶l²¼? 
µ²ªGùØ­±ªº¤u§@¦P¤¯¥Î«Ü©êºpªº»y®ð¸ò§Ú»¡, 'Sorry, this is the office of 
New York Post, not Post Office.'  (³oùجO¯Ã¬ù¶l³ø New York Post ªº¿ì¤½
«Ç, ¤£¬O¶l§½°Õ!) ....­ü...·í®É¯uêÉ, ¤H®aÁÙ¥s§Ú¥X¨Ó¬Ý¬Ý¥L­Ìªù¤f°±ªº°e³ø
¶À¦â¥d¨®©O :p
 
3. French garlic in New Orleans.
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³o¬O¦b New Orleansµo¥Íªº²Â¨Æ.   ¦pªG¦U¦ì¹ï¬ü°ê¾ú¥v¦³ÂI·§©Àªº¸Ü, ´N·|ª¾
¹D·í®É New Orleans ©Ò¦bªº Louisiana ¬Oªk°êªº´Þ¦W¦a, ©Ò¥H¾ã­Ó New 
Orleans ªº«Ø¿vª«³£¥Rº¡µÛªk°êªº­·±¡, ÁÙ¦³¤@°Ï³Ì¦³¦Wªº French Quarter (ªk
°ê°Ï) §ó¬O¦¨¬° New Orleans ªººë¯«¶H¼x.   µ²ªG¦³¦¸§Ú°¸µM¦b¶W¯Å¥«³õ¸Ì¬Ý¨ì
«Ü¦h french garlic ªºµP¤l, ¤£¸T¤SÆg¹Ä¹D New Orleans ¤£·\¬O­Ó¥Rº¡²§°ê­·
¨ýªº«°¥«, ³ºµM³s¤j»[³£¬Oªk¦¡ªº! ¥u¨£³­§Ú¥h¶Rµæªº¾Çªø±ý¨¥¤S¤îªº»¡§A­n¤£
­n¦A¬Ý²M·¡¤@ÂI? ³o®É§Ú¤~µo²{...¬O fresh garlic (·sÂAªº¤j»[) °Õ!

 
4. Half cheese? Have cheese?
¤@¥b cheese? ­n¥[ cheese?

§Úªº«ü¾É±Ð±Â¬O­Ó¯À­¹¥D¸qªÌ, ©Ò¥H¦o¹ï©ó¶¼­¹¥i»¡¬O«D±`¦aª`­«.   µ²ªG¦³¤@
¦¸ group meeting, ¦o¥æ¥N§Ú¾Çªø¥h­q pizza ¨Ó½Ð¤j®a¦Y, µ²ªG¦oÁÙ¯S§O¥æ¥N¥L
, 'Half cheese.' ¨S·Q¨ì³o­Ó¸ò§Ú¤@¼Ë¬O±q¥xÆW¨Óªº¾Çªø¨SÅ¥²M·¡, ¥H¬°¬O 
'Have cheese.', µ²ªG¥L´N¸ò pizza ©±»¡, 'Double cheese.'  µ²ªG pizza ¤@
¨Ó, §Ú­Ì¦ÑÁóÁy³£ºñ¤F, '¤£¬O»¡­n half cheese ¶Ü? µ²ªG«ç»ò cheese ¤£¦ý¨S
¤ñ¸û¤Ö¤Ï¦Ó¤ñ¥­±`¦h©O?' ³o®É¤j®a¤~ª¾¹D, ­ì¨Ó¦³¤H§â half Å¥¦¨ have, ¥H­P
¾x¥X¤F¤@­Ó¯QÀs¤j¯º¸Ü.

 
5. Give me the sword.
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³Ìªñ©MªB¤Í¥h©M¤@³¡´»°²¤j¼öªùªº¹q¼v Gladiator, ¨ì¤F¹q¼v§Öµ²§ô«e¦³¤@¹õ¤j
±N­x Maximus ©M Commodus °«¼Cªºµe­±, µ²ªG·í Commodus §â¼C±¼¦b¦a¤W®É, ¥L
¸ò¨­®Çªº¤h§LÁ¿, 'Give me the sword.' (§â¼Cµ¹§Ú) µ²ªG§ÚªB¤Í´N«Ü¤j´b¤£¸Ñ
¦a°Ý§Ú, ¥L¸ò¥L­Ì­n salt (ÆQ) §@¤°»ò? ®`§Ú¯º¤F¦n¥b¤Ñ.  ¨ä¹ê§Ú·Q©Î³\§A¤]
±`¥Ç³o¼Ëªº¿ù»~, ¦]¬°«Ü¦h¤H·|§â sword °á¦¨ s-word, ¦ý®í¤£ª¾¨º­Ó w ¬O¤£µo
­µªº, ©Ò¥H¼C³o­Ó¦r°á°_¨ÓÀ³¸Ó¹³¬O s-ord ¤~¹ï. 

Ãþ¦ü±`¨£ªº¿ù»~ÁÙ¦³ pseudo (°²ªº) ³o­Ó¦r, ¨º­Ó p ¨ä¹ê¬O¤£µo­µªº.   ·í®É
§Ú¤£ª¾¹D, ³£·|°á¦¨ p-seudo, µ²ªG¦Ñ¬ü·íµM¬OÅ¥¤£À´§Ú¦b°á¤°»òªF¦è°Õ.  ¤j®a
­n¦hª`·N.
 
6. Do you have strawberry?
§A­Ì¦³½æ¯ó²ù¶Ü?

°O±o²Ä¤@¦¸¦b¬ü°ê¬Ý¨ì 7-ELEVEN ¬O¦b Washington DC ªº®É­Ô, ¨º®É§Ú¿³¨R¨R¦a
¶R¤F¤@²~¨T¤ô, µ²±b®É§Ú°Ý©±­û, 'Do you have straw?' (§A­Ì¦³¨S¦³§lºÞ?) µ²
ªG¨º®ÉÁ¿­^»yÁÙ·|ºò±i, ©~µM»¡¦¨¤F, 'Do you have strawberry?' (§A­Ì¦³¨S¦³
¯óУ©O?) ©±­û·n·nÀY»¡, 'No.' ¨º®É§ÚÁÙ¨S·|·N¹L¨Ó, ·Q»¡Ãø¹D¦Ñ¬ü³Ü¨T¤ô³£¤£
¥Î§lºÞªº¶Ü? «á¨Ó¥J²Ó¤@·Q, §¹¤F, §Ú¦n¹³§â straw »¡¦¨ strawberry ¤F! ·í®É
¯u«ë¤£±o¦b¦a¤W«õ­Ó¬}Æp¶i¥h¸ú°_¨Ó.
 
7. I am not gay.
§Ú¤£¬O¦P©ÊÅÊ.

¦³®É¦hºØ»y¨¥²VÂø¦b¤@°_ªº½T·|²£¥Í«Ü¦hªº»~·|.   °O±o¦³¤@¦¸©M´X­ÓªB¤Í¥h¦Y
¶º, ¨ä¤¤¦³¤@­Ó¦Ñ¬ü©M¤@­Ó¥xÆW¨Óªº¨k¥Í§¤¦b¤@°_, ¨â¤H¬Û½Í¬ÆÅw.   µ²ªG³o®É
­Ô¦³¥t¤@­Ó¥xÆW¨Óªº¤k¥Í¥Î­^»y©M¨º­Ó¦P¼Ë¬O¥xÆW¨Óªº¨k¥Í¥æ½Í¤F´X¥y, ¬ðµM«_
¥X¤F¤@¥y¥x»y, '§A½æÀÁ°Õ!' (§A§O°²¤F) µ²ªG¨º­Ó¦Ñ¬ü¬ðµM¥Î«ÜÄYµÂªº»y®ð»¡, 
'We are not gay.' (§Ú­Ì¤£¬O¦P©ÊÅÊ.) ª½§â¥þ®àªº¤H³£µ¹¯ºÂ½¤F.

 
8.  The origin of Ruby Fall. 
¬õÄ_¥ÛÂr¥¬ªº°_·½.

¬ü°ê¦a¤jª«³Õ, ¦³³\¦h­È±o¬ÝªºªF¦è, ¹³¬O¦b¥Ð¯Ç¦èªº¦a©³Âr¥¬ Ruby Fall ´N¬O
¤@¨Ò.  ¦b¨«§¹º©ªø¤@¤½¨½ªº¦a©³¬}¥Þ (cavern) «á, ¤@­Ó¦a©³Âr¥¬»®µM¥X²{¦b²´
«e, ¨ººØ¾_¾Ùªº·Pı, ¥O§Ú¦Ü¤µ³£Ãø¥H§ÑÃh.  ¾É¹C»¡ Ruby Fall ªº¥Ñ¨Ó, ¬O²Ä
¤@¦ìµo²{¦oªº±´ÀI®a¥H¥L¦Ñ±Cªº¦W¦r¬°³o­ÓÂr¥¬©R¦W, Á¿¨ì³oùØ, ¥L¹y¤F¤@¤U, 
'So, tell me what his wife's name is?'   ¥uÅ¥¨ì¤@­Ó¬ü°ê¤p«Ä¿³¾Ä¦a»¡, 'I 
know, her name is Fall.'  (µù: À³¸Ó¬O Ruby) ¥u³r±o¥þ¹Îªº¤H«¢«¢¤j¯º.

 
9. What's your problem?
§A­Ë©³¦³¤°»ò°ÝÃD?

°O±o¦b¦Ò³Õ¤h¯Z¸ê®æ¦Ò¤f¸Õªº®É­Ô, ¥Ñ©ó¬O¥Í¥­²Ä¤@¦¸¥Î­^¤å¤f¸Õ, ©Ò¥H§Ú¤Q¤À
ÂÔ·V¤p¤ß¦a¦^µª¨C¤@­Ó°ÝÃD.  ¦ý°¾°¾­^¤å¤£¦n, ¦³¤@­Ó±Ð±Â¦b°Ý¤°»ò¹ê¦b¬OÅ¥¤£
À´, ©Ò¥H§Ú´N«Ü«È®ð¦a°Ý, 'Excuse me, what's your problem?' (¹ï¤£°_, §A¨ì
©³¦³¤°»ò°ÝÃD?) ¨º¦ì±Ð±Â¨ì¤]«ÕÀq, 'I don't have any problem, I just had 
a question for you.' (§Ú¨S¤°»ò°ÝÃD, §Ú¥u¤£¹L¬O¦³­Ó°ÝÃD·Q°Ý§A. ) §Ú³o®É
¤~ª¾§¹¤F, ­ì¨Ó, 'What's your problem?' ©M 'What's your question?' ¬O§¹
¥þ¤£¤@¼Ëªº·N«ä, problem «üªº¬O¤@­Ó¤Hªº¤ò¯f, ¦Ó question «üªº¬O¤@­Ó¤H´£
¥Xªº°ÝÃD.    ÁÙ¦n«á¨Ó¦¨ÁZ¥X¨ÓÁÙÆZ°ª¤Àªº, ¤£µM¦pªG¦]¬°³o¼Ë¤l¦Ó¨S¦Ò¹L, °Z
¤£¬OÆZ¥áÁyªº?

 
10. Do you have wonder bar?
§A­Ì¦³½æ wonder bar ¶Ü?

¦b¬ü°ê¦³¤@ºØ¥©§J¤O¥s°µ 'Wonder Bar'. ¨ä¹ê´N¬Oªø±ø«¬ªº¥©§J¤O´Î, ¸Ì­±¦³ªá
¥Í, ¥¤ªo...¦³¤@¤Ñ, §Ú§â§ÚªB¤ÍªºWonder Bar¦Y§¹¤F, ¹ê¦b«Ü·Q¦A¦Y, §Ú´N¸ò¦o
¤@°_¥h Candy House¶R. ¨º®É¡A§Ú¹ê¦b¤Óºò±i¤F, ºò±i¨ì¦ÞÀY¥´µ²¡A»¡¸Ü»yµL­Û
¦¸, §Ú°Ý©±­û¡A'E......excuse me, d....d....do you have WONDER 
B...........BRA.' («ö: bra ¬O¯Ý¸nªº·N«ä, wonder bra ¥i¥H½¦¨, Å]³N¯Ý¸n
..)   ¸Ü¤~­è»¡¥X¤f, §Ú°¨¤Wµoı, §¹¤F, ¨Æ±¡¤j±ø¤F.  »¡¿ù¸Ü¤F.   Âà¹L¥h¬Ý
§Ú¦P¾Ç¸ò©±­û, ¥L­Ì¤w¸g¯ºÂ½¤F! «á¨Ó©±­û¸ò§Ú»¡, 'Oh!  You can get it nex 
tdoor.  Here, we only have Wonder Bar'.  (Å]³N¯Ý¸n¹j¾À¦³½æ, §Ú­Ì¥u¦³ 
Wonder Bar.'

 

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