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New York Post Office? ¯Ã¬ù¶l§½? §Ú²Ä¤@¦¸¥h¯Ã¬ùªº®ÉÔ, ¦³¦n¦h¤Ñ³£¨S¬Ý¨ì¶l§½ (Post Office), «á¨Ó¦³¤@¤Ñ¬Ý ¨ì New York 'Post Office'ªº©ÛµP, §Ú´N«Ü°ª¿³¦a¶]¶i¥h°Ý¤H®a¦³¨S¦³½æ¶l²¼? µ²ªGùرªº¤u§@¦P¤¯¥Î«Ü©êºpªº»y®ð¸ò§Ú»¡, 'Sorry, this is the office of New York Post, not Post Office.' (³oùجO¯Ã¬ù¶l³ø New York Post ªº¿ì¤½ «Ç, ¤£¬O¶l§½°Õ!) ....ü...·í®É¯uêÉ, ¤H®aÁÙ¥s§Ú¥X¨Ó¬Ý¬Ý¥L̪ù¤f°±ªº°e³ø ¶À¦â¥d¨®©O :p 3. French garlic in New Orleans. ¯Ã¶ø¨}ªºªk°ê¤j»[. ³o¬O¦b New Orleansµo¥Íªº²Â¨Æ. ¦pªG¦U¦ì¹ï¬ü°ê¾ú¥v¦³ÂI·§©Àªº¸Ü, ´N·|ª¾ ¹D·í®É New Orleans ©Ò¦bªº Louisiana ¬Oªk°êªº´Þ¦W¦a, ©Ò¥H¾ãÓ New Orleans ªº«Ø¿vª«³£¥Rº¡µÛªk°êªº·±¡, ÁÙ¦³¤@°Ï³Ì¦³¦Wªº French Quarter (ªk °ê°Ï) §ó¬O¦¨¬° New Orleans ªººë¯«¶H¼x. µ²ªG¦³¦¸§Ú°¸µM¦b¶W¯Å¥«³õ¸Ì¬Ý¨ì «Ü¦h french garlic ªºµP¤l, ¤£¸T¤SÆg¹Ä¹D New Orleans ¤£·\¬OÓ¥Rº¡²§°ê· ¨ýªº«°¥«, ³ºµM³s¤j»[³£¬Oªk¦¡ªº! ¥u¨£³§Ú¥h¶Rµæªº¾Çªø±ý¨¥¤S¤îªº»¡§An¤£ n¦A¬Ý²M·¡¤@ÂI? ³o®É§Ú¤~µo²{...¬O fresh garlic (·sÂAªº¤j»[) °Õ! 4. Half cheese? Have cheese? ¤@¥b cheese? n¥[ cheese? §Úªº«ü¾É±Ð±Â¬OÓ¯À¹¥D¸qªÌ, ©Ò¥H¦o¹ï©ó¶¼¹¥i»¡¬O«D±`¦aª`«. µ²ªG¦³¤@ ¦¸ group meeting, ¦o¥æ¥N§Ú¾Çªø¥hq pizza ¨Ó½Ð¤j®a¦Y, µ²ªG¦oÁÙ¯S§O¥æ¥N¥L , 'Half cheese.' ¨S·Q¨ì³oÓ¸ò§Ú¤@¼Ë¬O±q¥xÆW¨Óªº¾Çªø¨SÅ¥²M·¡, ¥H¬°¬O 'Have cheese.', µ²ªG¥L´N¸ò pizza ©±»¡, 'Double cheese.' µ²ªG pizza ¤@ ¨Ó, §Ú̦ÑÁóÁy³£ºñ¤F, '¤£¬O»¡n half cheese ¶Ü? µ²ªG«ç»ò cheese ¤£¦ý¨S ¤ñ¸û¤Ö¤Ï¦Ó¤ñ¥±`¦h©O?' ³o®É¤j®a¤~ª¾¹D, ì¨Ó¦³¤H§â half Å¥¦¨ have, ¥HP ¾x¥X¤F¤@Ó¯QÀs¤j¯º¸Ü. 5. Give me the sword. §â¼Cµ¹§Ú. ³Ìªñ©MªB¤Í¥h©M¤@³¡´»°²¤j¼öªùªº¹q¼v Gladiator, ¨ì¤F¹q¼v§Öµ²§ô«e¦³¤@¹õ¤j ±Nx Maximus ©M Commodus °«¼Cªºµe±, µ²ªG·í Commodus §â¼C±¼¦b¦a¤W®É, ¥L ¸ò¨®Çªº¤h§LÁ¿, 'Give me the sword.' (§â¼Cµ¹§Ú) µ²ªG§ÚªB¤Í´N«Ü¤j´b¤£¸Ñ ¦a°Ý§Ú, ¥L¸ò¥LÌn salt (ÆQ) §@¤°»ò? ®`§Ú¯º¤F¦n¥b¤Ñ. ¨ä¹ê§Ú·Q©Î³\§A¤] ±`¥Ç³o¼Ëªº¿ù»~, ¦]¬°«Ü¦h¤H·|§â sword °á¦¨ s-word, ¦ý®í¤£ª¾¨ºÓ w ¬O¤£µo µªº, ©Ò¥H¼C³oÓ¦r°á°_¨ÓÀ³¸Ó¹³¬O s-ord ¤~¹ï. 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The origin of Ruby Fall. ¬õÄ_¥ÛÂr¥¬ªº°_·½. ¬ü°ê¦a¤jª«³Õ, ¦³³\¦hȱo¬ÝªºªF¦è, ¹³¬O¦b¥Ð¯Ç¦èªº¦a©³Âr¥¬ Ruby Fall ´N¬O ¤@¨Ò. ¦b¨«§¹º©ªø¤@¤½¨½ªº¦a©³¬}¥Þ (cavern) «á, ¤@Ó¦a©³Âr¥¬»®µM¥X²{¦b²´ «e, ¨ººØ¾_¾Ùªº·Pı, ¥O§Ú¦Ü¤µ³£Ãø¥H§ÑÃh. ¾É¹C»¡ Ruby Fall ªº¥Ñ¨Ó, ¬O²Ä ¤@¦ìµo²{¦oªº±´ÀI®a¥H¥L¦Ñ±Cªº¦W¦r¬°³oÓÂr¥¬©R¦W, Á¿¨ì³oùØ, ¥L¹y¤F¤@¤U, 'So, tell me what his wife's name is?' ¥uÅ¥¨ì¤@Ó¬ü°ê¤p«Ä¿³¾Ä¦a»¡, 'I know, her name is Fall.' (µù: À³¸Ó¬O Ruby) ¥u³r±o¥þ¹Îªº¤H«¢«¢¤j¯º. 9. What's your problem? §AË©³¦³¤°»ò°ÝÃD? °O±o¦b¦Ò³Õ¤h¯Z¸ê®æ¦Ò¤f¸Õªº®ÉÔ, ¥Ñ©ó¬O¥Í¥²Ä¤@¦¸¥Î^¤å¤f¸Õ, ©Ò¥H§Ú¤Q¤À ÂÔ·V¤p¤ß¦a¦^µª¨C¤@Ó°ÝÃD. ¦ý°¾°¾^¤å¤£¦n, ¦³¤@ӱб¦b°Ý¤°»ò¹ê¦b¬OÅ¥¤£ À´, ©Ò¥H§Ú´N«Ü«È®ð¦a°Ý, 'Excuse me, what's your problem?' (¹ï¤£°_, §A¨ì ©³¦³¤°»ò°ÝÃD?) ¨º¦ì±Ð±Â¨ì¤]«ÕÀq, 'I don't have any problem, I just had a question for you.' (§Ú¨S¤°»ò°ÝÃD, §Ú¥u¤£¹L¬O¦³Ó°ÝÃD·Q°Ý§A. ) §Ú³o®É ¤~ª¾§¹¤F, ì¨Ó, 'What's your problem?' ©M 'What's your question?' ¬O§¹ ¥þ¤£¤@¼Ëªº·N«ä, problem «üªº¬O¤@Ó¤Hªº¤ò¯f, ¦Ó question «üªº¬O¤@Ó¤H´£ ¥Xªº°ÝÃD. ÁÙ¦n«á¨Ó¦¨ÁZ¥X¨ÓÁÙÆZ°ª¤Àªº, ¤£µM¦pªG¦]¬°³o¼Ë¤l¦Ó¨S¦Ò¹L, °Z ¤£¬OÆZ¥áÁyªº? 10. Do you have wonder bar? §A̦³½æ wonder bar ¶Ü? ¦b¬ü°ê¦³¤@ºØ¥©§J¤O¥s°µ 'Wonder Bar'. ¨ä¹ê´N¬Oªø±ø«¬ªº¥©§J¤O´Î, ¸Ì±¦³ªá ¥Í, ¥¤ªo...¦³¤@¤Ñ, §Ú§â§ÚªB¤ÍªºWonder Bar¦Y§¹¤F, ¹ê¦b«Ü·Q¦A¦Y, §Ú´N¸ò¦o ¤@°_¥h Candy House¶R. ¨º®É¡A§Ú¹ê¦b¤Óºò±i¤F, ºò±i¨ì¦ÞÀY¥´µ²¡A»¡¸Ü»yµLÛ ¦¸, §Ú°Ý©±û¡A'E......excuse me, d....d....do you have WONDER B...........BRA.' («ö: bra ¬O¯Ý¸nªº·N«ä, wonder bra ¥i¥H½¦¨, Å]³N¯Ý¸n ..) ¸Ü¤~軡¥X¤f, §Ú°¨¤Wµoı, §¹¤F, ¨Æ±¡¤j±ø¤F. »¡¿ù¸Ü¤F. Âà¹L¥h¬Ý §Ú¦P¾Ç¸ò©±û, ¥L̤w¸g¯ºÂ½¤F! «á¨Ó©±û¸ò§Ú»¡, 'Oh! You can get it nex tdoor. Here, we only have Wonder Bar'. (Å]³N¯Ý¸n¹j¾À¦³½æ, §ÚÌ¥u¦³ Wonder Bar.' ¤p²ÂÀM 5.13, 2000