.Random Thoughts and Rants.
- The Moon vs. the sun 1/23/00
The sun. Okay, we all hate it, especially me. The moon is so much better than the sun anyway... It doesnt hurt your eyes, theres a "man" in it; which is kind of neat, it brightens things up, but in a way that its just bright enough so that you can see things, not TOO bright, like the sun. And you can look at it without frying your retinas. It doesnt kill things, dry things out, or burn things. It wont make your paint peel, make you sweat, or "fry an egg on the sidewalk" (why on earth...). And best of all, IT WONT GIVE YOU A TAN!!!
- Eggs... ick.
They are slimy when theyre raw. They are weird. They are rubbery when theyre cooked. They are white and yellow. They could have been a chicken's kid, for gods sakes! They are in a shell, which is weird too... and they are embryos!!! Okay, not something you eat. And to add to all that, people put them in everything. they are goopey. they are too weird, thats all there is to it. you can scramble them all up, and they will be chunky. or you can cook 'em flat, fry them, and they will be all rubbery and slippery. and greasy, and fattening, and yuck! why would anyone want to eat an EGG??? let alone many eggs, let alone eggs filled with meat and/ or vegetables... (ie; omelettes)
i.. i just dont know. i cant quite understand why anyone would want to eat a slimy little cooked embryo, ok? okay.
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