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X-box Fanboys can Kiss my Ass

I didn't get the inspiration to write this sort of article until I saw this site. It's everything that people like me have been waiting to trample dead. I mean, really, you only have to look at this dickhead's website. He's a disgrace to X-box...no, wait, he's a disgrace to gaming in general. And if he doesn't like it, he can kiss my ass.

Fact: The X-box controller is the largest ever made. The last thing I want when I play a game is to spend ten minutes trying to find a certain button on a controller that's as big as a Playstation.

i WILL |-|aXX0rZ y0ur @$$!!!!11 Fact: Many X-box fanboys, in a pathetic attempt to be cool, constantly misspell words and contradict themselves. Just the other day, I was going through an X-box fanboy's website, and he contradicted himself several times and used very poor grammar. First, he said that only American games are good and that all Japanese games are horrible. Then, on his reviews page, he gives Panzer Dragoon Orta and Ghost Recon high ratings; Japanese companies make both of the games. Second, so he could look cool, the fanboy has deliberately used horrible spelling and grammar. Hell, a monkey could type words better than this pre-school dropout:
"man he needs to get a life becasue he already rot his brain on video games like **** but today i will lay off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go away!"
Ooh, Mr. Fanboy spelled "because" wrong! He made a bunch of Z's in a row! He told me to go away! He bashed an anti-fanboy! He's so bad! If he said something like that in real life to anybody, he'd immediately get his ass kicked. And I'd laugh at him. Because he is an X-box fanboy of the lowest denominator, and it is what he has set himself up for.

Fact: X-box fanboys hate all other systems, especially those made by Nintendo. They claim that Nintendo is "kiddy" and that "it shouldn't exist." Oh, so sorry, Mr. Fanboy, sorry Eternal Darkness and the whole fucking Resident Evil series are too kiddy for you. Might I add, if it weren't for Nintendo, your precious little green-black piece-of-shit VCR wouldn't even exist!
Look at this shitty picture. Actually, it goes beyond shitty.

Does one or more of the above facts apply to you? If so, you're a genuine X-box fanboy. Do not panic. Simply put down your controller, turn off your X-box, and go out and buy something better, like a Playstation 2 with Final Fantasy X, or a Gamecube with Resident Evil Zero. (Or, better yet, both.) Then, just plug them in, and start playing. You are no longer an X-box fanboy. You've been saved.

As for all the other fanboys out there, it's time to crack down on their little "133t" asses. The quote and the Gamecube Sucks picture are real, unfortunately. They came from http://geocities.com/bowserlx/. Go down to his website, tell him how shitty him, his ideas, and his fanboyism is, and then eventually send him a virus. Tell him Dark Chaos sent you, and give him my e-mail address. Maybe he'll pull his head out of his ass.

EDIT: (11-21-04: Just checked back at the fanboy's site; looks like I've struck a chord with him, I made his front page! Hooray!

Back to the Main Page, Fanboy.

I didn't get the inspiration to write this sort of article until I saw this site. It's everything that people like me have been waiting to trample dead. I mean, really, you only have to look at this dickhead's website. He's a disgrace to X-box...no, wait, he's a disgrace to gaming in general. And if he doesn't like it, he can kiss my ass.
Fact: The X-box controller is the largest ever made. The last thing I want when I play a game is to spend ten minutes trying to find a certain button on a controller that's as big as a Playstation.
	Fact: Many X-box fanboys, in a pathetic attempt to be cool, constantly misspell words and contradict themselves. Just the other day, I was going through an X-box fanboy's website, and he contradicted himself several times and used very poor grammar. First, he said that only American games are good and that all Japanese games are horrible. Then, on his reviews page, he gives Panzer Dragoon Orta and Ghost Recon high ratings; Japanese companies make both of the games. Second, so he could look cool, the fanboy has deliberately used horrible spelling and grammar. Hell, a monkey could type words better than this pre-school dropout: "man he needs to get a life becasue he already rot his brain on video games like **** but today i will lay off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz go away!" Ooh, Mr. Fanboy spelled "because" wrong! He made a bunch of Z's in a row! He told me to go away! He bashed an anti-fanboy! He's so bad! If he said something like that in real life to anybody, he'd immediately get his ass kicked. And I'd laugh at him. Because he is an X-box fanboy of the lowest denominator, and it is what he has set himself up for.
Fact: X-box fanboys hate all other systems, especially those made by Nintendo. They claim that Nintendo is "kiddy" and that "it shouldn't exist." Oh, so sorry, Mr. Fanboy, sorry Eternal Darkness and the whole fucking Resident Evil series are too kiddy for you. Might I add, if it weren't for Nintendo, your precious little green-black piece-of-shit VCR wouldn't even exist!	Look at this shitty picture. Actually, it goes beyond shitty.
Does one or more of the above facts apply to you? If so, you're a genuine X-box fanboy. Do not panic. Simply put down your controller, turn off your X-box, and go out and buy something better, like a Playstation 2 with Final Fantasy X, or a Gamecube with Resident Evil Zero. (Or, better yet, both.) Then, just plug them in, and start playing. You are no longer an X-box fanboy. You've been saved.