Yu Yu Hakusho (Pirated)
I was going to write a review on a pirated NES version of the SNES Yu Yu Hakusho game, but it didn't work, so I'll just make up my own game to review.
Welcome to Yu Yu Hakusho, the game where you do stuff! Come to think of it, there's a lot of games where you do stuff. Not neccessarily important stuff, but just...stuff. Anyway, you're a teen who can shoot stuff from his finger. Speaking of shooting stuff from one's finger, how come that never happens in Yu-Gi-Oh? I thought that's what was supposed to happen when they point their fingers at people instead of brandish guns. But, we'll never know now, will we? Anyway, you just go around and shoot people with it. Yes, it's that easy. There might be some guy that comes in and says "Ha ha! You'll never catch me!" then walks out, but I doubt it. Actually, I should probably leave him in the game, to give it some kind of a plot. So, let's keep going.
There is one character you can play as. Since I can never spell the guy's name right, let's just call him "Guy Who Never Washes His Hair, Which Is Why It's So Shiny." Mr. GWNWHHWIWISS fights lots of people, including Mr. Deep Voice, Mr. Wierd Irish Demon, Mr. Drunk Russian Demon, and Mr. Guy Who Looks Like Arnold Schwarzenegger But Isn't. Anyway, Mr. GWNWHHWIWISS fights them all, then Mr. GWLLASBI blows everything up. Then you escape. Maybe everyone else escapes, but I can't be sure. Oh, wait, yes I can: I made the game. Of course they escape! If they didn't escape, how would I make a sequel? Magic? Magic is fo' sheit when it comes to bringing people back from the dead, because they always have the flaking clammy skin and stuff. It just makes resurrection a real bitch.
The main point of the game is to not screw up. If you screw up, you lose. Oops, you screwed up. You lose. You lose at the game. And at life, too. Because I said you did. You suck. So nyah. Hey, I found some powdered sugar on some mail this morning! I'm sure it was powdered sugar and I'm sure it was from this morning. I'm not so sure it was my mail...
- Graphics: The graphics are so great, because I made them! (Perfect 10.)
- Sound: The music is absolutely perfect, because I made it!(Perfect 10.).
- Gameplay: This game's got every genre mixed into it, because I made it! (Perfect 10.)
- Overall rating: (Perfect 10.)
Comment: Just call me Dark "E For Ego" Chaos!
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