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Mega Man 3
Puzzled?  Megaman is.  And so am I. You figure it out.

Megaman, does he ever stop? Why does he persist in challenging all the Mans, all the robot masters? It just gets boring after awhile, doesn't it? Apparently not, otherwise the game would not have been made this way.
Okay, so basically, this time around, Megaman's going against Hard Man, Top Man, Magnet Man, Shadow Man, Gemini Man, Man Man, and Some Other Guy Man. Protoman can come play, too. And so can Sniper Joe, because Mega Man's nice that way.
Oddly enough, Mega Man seems quite surprised by this onslaught of eight new robots to defeat, as shown by the expression he shows at the title screen, and other places, too. How could he possibly be surprised by it all? I mean, honestly, it's the third time he's been through it, doesn't it seem rather predictable by now?
Also, it appears the game was never translated from Japanese. Lazy Capcom bastards. Maybe they should learn that not everybody can read their crazy Japanese writing systems!
Anyway, back to the game itself: You defeat the eight robot masters, dah-de-dah, you go to Dr. Wily's castle, same-ol' same-ol, beat the eight robot masters over again along with the ones from the previous MM game, yadda-yadda, beat Dr. Wily, blah, then you live happily ever after until the next Mega Man game. The formula should be milked clean by now, but it isn't. And, judging by the Zero, X, and Battle Network series' they're putting out, it's not going to let up anytime soon.

Graphics: So what else is new? (8.)
Sound: Still the same old catchy tunes. (9.)
Gameplay: Same. Old. Fucking. Game. Formula. But. It. Still. Works. (9)

Overall Rating: 8.7
Comment: HOW MUCH MORE DO I HAVE TO TAKE OF THIS FORMULA?!?!?!?!?

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