Riley's Big World-Wide Web Page

Riley's life as spoken by Riley himself..

Age 0: I was being born in 1996. I was crying like a baby.
Age 1. I was crying like a baby.
Age 2. I was STILL, crying like a baby.
Age 3. I went to the store. And I asked my mom for a chocolate egg. And she said no. And I then I stole one. And then we paid for everything and I kept it in my pocket. And we went back to the car and I told my mom and she told me to go back inside and apologize and give it back.
Age 4. Going to preschool for the first day. I had a great time.
Age 5. I went to kindergarten at orange elementary. There I got my first desk.
Age 6. I went to California for the summer and had the most best time of my life.
Age 7. Went to California for the summer again and had an even better time. And here I am today at age 7 still going to orange elementary. The first day in California has been struck.

The End Fart! Excuse me.

Photos from Riley's second big trip to California

Photo Here we are, hand feeding tortilla shells to the orange and blue fish up at the park.
Photo Oh yes, that wonderful flying air pressure powered plane!
Photo Oh, and now Dad is trying to get that nice plane back from the tree!
Photo Fishing, fishing, fishing out in the sea.
Photo Riley caught lots of crabs, too. Especially with the help of that nice lady and her net.
Photo First trip to the beach, right before he was swept out to sea..and almost eaten by a big shark!
Photo A night outside checking out the stars with the telescope.
Photo One of the great images of the moon we managed to capture.
And here is Mr. Riley in his space suit getting ready to go to the moon.
Photo Here is Riley getting ready to touch-down on the moon!
Photo In full gear getting ready for the pool.
Photo Look, it's Riley the fish!
Photo "Customizing" a bike to make it Riley sized.
Photo Ready to try out the new and improved Riley-cycle.
Who is this funny guy playing the guitar?
Photo Wait, who is this funny lady?
Photo Here is everyone getting ready to go out for a bike ride.
Photo Eating a nice bean burro and some carrots of course!
Photo Looking pretty exhausted after a long day at the beach.
Photo A wonderful view on Tank hill in San Francisco.
Photo Another nice photo up on Tank hill.
A great day to go for a ride in a paddleboat in Golden Gate Park with Evie.
Photo Oh boy! Skull making time at the California Acadamey of Science!
Photo Trying to make an earthquake-proof LEGO structure.
Photo Spent a lot of time at the aquarium exhibit..
Photo A HUGE sun-star!
Riley has many many questions for everyone at the museum.
Photo Everyone riding on the cat (bear?) statue.
Photo Finally got in on that piggy-back ride.
Photo Cookie time!
A group shot, almost time head back to Iowa : (