Quotes
Personal Quotes
"Everyones says i could have been a model.....I'm not a model yet, I'm not a model yet...screw that gimmie a doughnut" -Abby
(someone else)- "Your gonna die doing that protein diet ya know...."(Abby)- "Well at least ill look pretty hot in my casket."
Is the name John in the Bible????" --Kristen
(yesika drunk on the potty) loud laughing and then "You have two phones in here!!!! Two Phones!!!"
"(yesika drunk on the potty) loud laughing and then "hey there is a girl huggin sheep in here" -Yesika
"I wish I was naked right now, I could rub this all over me" -Jessica
"Race????? What does that mean, are they racist? I don't know what race I am" -Rachel filling out an form to see the doctor
ME "Do you think the people above us can here this (me throwing a big bouncy ball at the ceiling)."
YESIKA "Are you serious?"
ME "Yes"
YESIKA "Ummm...we are on the third floor no one lives above us"
(my Bible falls off my bed, the top bunk)
ME "That has to be like...a sin."
"We had a penguin problem, but i took care of it" --a guy in a yearbook
"I listen to a lot of self help tapes because I am really [screwed] up!" -Phil
More greatness to come...
Here are some good quotes from movies and famous people
"Frankly, I'm baffled as to why we still revere Hemingway. He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of cats."--Kat (Ten Things I Hate About You)
CAMERON :"Why do girls like that always like guys like that? "
MICHAEL: "Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted. "
"This is true love. You think this happens every day?" - Westley (The Princess Bride)
"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? " --Inigo (The Princess Bride)
"My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. " -- Westley (The Princess Bride)
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-- Plato
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend". --Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows". - Helen Keller
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth Brooks
"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba
"Because young men are so goddamn disappointing!" [on why women like older leading men] -- Harrison Ford
"I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him." - Harrison Ford
"I wasn't the cutest or the most talented, but I could get through the question-and-answer period." [on beauty pageants] -- Oprah Winfrey
"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" -- Britney Spears
"Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed." -- Brad Pitt
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." -- Chris Rock
"If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper that did his job well."
-- Martin Luther King
"The attraction of being wild is living on the edge, living up to the reputations of the people you've been following or emulating. People are always talking about how wild and exciting they were, but the key word is 'were', because there's a long list of dead, famous people." --Christian Slater
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way". -- Jessica Rabit (Who framed Roger Rabbit)
