The following is a list of the pets that I Fredo had became friends with. None of them are alive today. I created this page to keep the dream alive.
Beatmaster VII- A large black fish of mine. He swam upside down in the tank at Walmart, so I choose him. Little did I know that that probably meant he was dying. He was alive at my house for 2 or 3 weeks. He was outlived by his lifemate Renaldo.
Renaldo- A large orange and white fish I bought along with Beatmaster VII. This fish lived for 8 months. I thought he was invincible, but when Mooseman and Beatmaster VIII debuted in the tank he died shortly after. Me and the boys poured some OE into the toilet right before we flushed him. R.I.P.
Beatmaster VIII- The succesor to Beatmaster VII. He was a small black fish that died a month or so after he was bought. Once again we dedicated a night of drinking OEs to him. At this point we were just desperate for a reason to drink OEs.
Mooseman- A small orange fish that was the most recent death. I left his bodie in the tank for a science experiment in decomposition.
Mr. Perfect- A hamster that LT. Gredg bought. Two weeks later he was a corpse. Eddie Valiant the guinea pig was bought as a replacement.
Eddie Valiant- Named after the Private Investigator form Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Valiant lived a tough few months, but as the summer came around he got a new lease on life. Tragically he died on a cool sumers night of an apparent Cold overdose.
