So the other night I was looking in my cupboard of food and found a box of pancake mix. I was pretty hungry so i thought I'd whip'em up. So me and Lt. Gredg heated up the griddle and poured out the batter. After about 15 secons I flipped it and I realized that I had probably made the best pancake of all time.

I quickly ran to the living room and grabbed my camera so I could capture the ecsense of how beautiful this flapjack was. And beleive it or not this wasn't touched up in photoshop at all.

I'm pretty sure that even if you spent your whole life perfecting the art of pancakology you couldn't create something this lovely.

Gredg ate it, and judging by his reaction it was quite a delight. I now think I have picked up an addiction to pancakes. There just so GOOD! I know I need help and maybe i should check into some kind of a clinic. Maybe they can wain me off with waffles or something/ Make sure to pray to Jeses that I beat this.

*** Events mentioned in this story may not have actually happened.***

-FREDO