 | Aren't we all lucky, this fuckin pussy put out a new album and spawned a new single, "I'm Bigger then My Body". Is it just me or is this one of the shittiest song titles of all time... well maybe his hit from last year "Your Body is a Wonderland" would give it some good competition. You think he is planning on puting out a single that isn't about bodies? What Next? A haunting cover of the Let The Bodies Hit the Floor? I'm sure its just a coincidence that John Myer became big shortly after Dave Mathews was at his peak. All over the world people put this CD on and pretend to like it, cause I mean HOW can someone actually like that shit!? Hopefuly this fucker disappears like Marcy Playground. |
 | You want to know what really fucking bugged me about this 2 hour long special effect? Before the movie started I had to listen to this fucking retard that holds a boom-mike or somehting, complain to me that when people downloads movies he is out of a job. Well asshole, maybe you should start putting out GOOD MOVIES!!! After I saw this movie I was stunned... sometimes the CGI of Keanu Reeves got so shitty I thought i was watching a god-damn cartoon. The story line didn't even get a back-seat to the special effects, it was in the fucking trunk. The acting was similar to a fucking high-school drama production, well I guess it might be hard to get in character when you are standing in a blue room for 12 hours a day. And get this, in November a sequel came out for this masterpiece. And to top it all off this movie made like a half a billion dollars at the box-office. And since it was probably the most downloaded movie of all time that really puts a damper on Eric the boom-mike operator's theory on why he can't pay rent. |
 | So now we move on to the cultural train-wreck known only as Americn Idol. Can you beleive this shit!? A bunch of assholes from around the states all compete against each other to see who will be the next "idol" of America. What a shitty idea. So they videotape this shit and then trillions of people watch it.... How does shit like this actually happen? And the funniest thing is the people that watch the show think that the winners will actually be these everlasting figures in music, when in reality they go the way of O-Town who are probably currently sandwich artists at a subway in Fresno California. Its just a mater of time till Kelly Clarkson takes your order at Burger King. And then to top it all off Canada does its own version. Way to go Canada, thats a step in the right direction! I can't wait till we get the technology to make androids, cause then there will be no need for shows like this. |
 | In case you don't know, the CRTC is a program set up by the Canadian government to monitor all music and TV to make sure that there is a certain percent of Canadian content in the media. Am I the only one that thinks that this such a bullshit way of doing this? I am all for supporting a seperation of Canadian media from American, but it needs to happen naturally. But now because of this system there are bands that owe there entire careers to the fact that WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM. The classic example is Our Lady Peace. There is absolutely no way that if they were from America that they would have made it anywhere. Bands should be played because of their talent not cause of where their mom and dad had sex. |
