| First, there is Meadowlark Lemon, of the Harlem Globetrotters. He is known for being unbeatable at the game of basketball, and for calling people "turkey" |
| This is a strange one. Artie, The Strongest Man in the World. His powers, which are not clearly defined, are said to originate from his clothes, a 60/40 combination of cotton and titanium. He enjoys tire air, and Funk music. |
| Last but not least, there is Hulk Hogan, your wrestling partner from back in the day. He is a real American, and his big boot will take even the toughest of suckers out in a hurry |