[=*Teeny-bopper-itis*=]

Yes, I will admit that there are times when I've had very close calls to being a..a..teenybopper!(If you guys read the TRL thing on the main page a few days ago, you can tell I almost lost it there!) But I've always saved myself and decided to make this page for you guys, to show you the signs symptoms and cures for the dreaded teeny-bopper-itis!

Symptoms: what you will go through

[*] You won't or at least will think you won't live if you don't hear/see/watch/read/think about the boys for a day

[*] Let's make that an hour!

[*] You will feel you hafta let everyone know they are the bestest bestest band EVER and those who think otherwise? UH OH.

[*] You have these urges to buy ALLLLL the teenybopper magazines, such as Bop, Teen Beat, Tiger Beat, etc...

[*] You have hte urges to make a site that WORSHIPS the guys ( I am NOT guilty of this because this is a *humor* site...well, ok maybe I'm a LITTLE guilt of this cuz of my love for AJ lol)

Signs: What to expect if you have teeny-bopper-itis

[*] You start thinking you will marry Nick (he's the most common)/Kevin/Howie/AJ/Brian or al of 'em. (Hey sharing = caring)

[*] You DESPISE their girlfriends just for the heck of it

[*] You will go in all the BSB chatrooms and when someone disses them, you go CRRRAAAAAZY on 'em

[*] You have at least 10 teeny-bopper magazines

[*] Your walls are PLASTERED with those teenybopper magazines! (Mine aren't form those mags so does that still count?)

[*] You go on and on and on non-stop about how amazing/cute/fine/gorgeous/hot/sexy/cool/funny/dope/foxy (lol) they are and you won't hear otherwise!

Differences: Now you think you have this disease but WAIT! There is still hope!

[*] A tenny-bopper moves from one "it" band to the next. EX- New Kids to Hanson to No Autority to Backstreet to Nsync to 98 degrees.... if you see this pattern forming, skip the rest and go STRAIGHT to cures

[*] You like the guys because you think their five fly guys, but you don't really appreciate how talented they are

[*] You can't stick with one bad. It's just un heard of!

CURES: the most important section

[*] Think to yourself "They aren't gods. They are normal. Nick Carter is not a god." over and over again at least 1000 times a day.

[*] Say to yourself, "They are normal human beings. Normal. They probably pick their noses, cough up loogies, fart...." over and over 999 times a day (this ones a lil' yucky!)

[*] Listen to their music and relize they are TALENTED and like 'em for that

[*] Cut down on your teenybopper magazines. Limit yourself to 2 a month and if you're being good, 3.

[*] This one may be hard but you gotta know htat the chances of you guys getting hitched? Sliiiim. You may still have the dream, but be realistic. Especially if you are like, 9.

[*] Have all your friends tell you things that aren't perfect about the guys. (Nick's weight issue, Brian's nose, Kevy's eyebrows, Howie's winking deal, AJ's...AJ's.... I can't bring myself to say anyhting bad! I can't even think of any.... Ok AJ's screaming at concerts when he really should be singing. LOL that wasn't even that bad)

[*] Visit more humor sites like mine and LAUGH. Restrain yourself from sending hate mail or signing bad things in the guestbooks! If you need hepl finding some go to my links page! ("Check it out")

After at least two weeks, if you do all the above in the cures section, your teeny-bopper-itis may get better. It'll still be there, but with time and patience you can do it!