Intellegence Reports

This is the intellegence and recon section of the site. You might notice that there isn't that much here, or as much as there should be after 3 years. Well, this is because as a whole, D.R.A.T. does not have intellegence needed to run an effective militia.  Maybe if you know somebody that is smart then you could get them to join D.R.A.T.

Recently, Noo Noo, the operative we sent to infultrate the Teletubbies has somewhat regained his sanity and has started to send back information. Allthough he could only send back one picture before he started sending back tubbytoast again, we are still confident that our top spy will pull through. Here is the detailed picture of Teletubby anatomy that we will use in order to produce effective biological weapons (for some reason droping thousands of virus infected mice on them didn't work...).

Also, here is the breif description of the Teletubby Military Base (T.M.B.).

This is the home of the Teletubbies. Don't be fooled by all the flowers! This is one hostile place! What's that you ask, why is this place so bad? Just over the hills there are armed guards, tanks, electric fences with barbed wire, guard towers

Did you notice how the cute little bunnies never eat the grass nor the flowers? Don't you find that just a little strange? Don't you find it even stranger that the flowers talk? Maybe that's why the rabbits stay away, but that still doesn't explain why they don't eat the grass. Also, their house suspiciously resembles a bunker. Those speakers always rise out of the ground, as if the have a mind of their own. They are always barking orders, "Time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies", and "Time for tubby bye-bye, time for tubby bye-bye", which they promply obey, because they obviously fear the consequences if they misbehaive. I'd hate to imagine what evil orders those speakers shout when they are not being monitored by Allied intelligence. "Time to eat rabbits and beat cute, defenceless, puppy dogs, Time to eat rabbits and beat cute, defenceless, puppy dogs."