For this contest We went to Gor’s resident Nard Expert.....and got Him to quit scratching His own and judge the indelicate root boots done By the Ladies......His comment was OUCH! The kicks were close and well executed but of the top three one stood out above all.........and soShe shall recieve a nifty WintetFest Nardkicking Plaque and a pair of shining new hobnail boots.....and the Nard Expert has asked that She stay the Hell away from Him....*LOL* very good...*smile*
Halai is second
Nyx is third
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Results of the Bragging Contest........Judged with Lady Nyx's BS-o-meter
There was only one rule, it must start with "No shit, there I was" or a reasonable facsimile thereof *S* Simple rule. Four were disqualified for not starting that way, good brags, but rules are rules.
Each of these Four winners receives an official Winterfest Bragging Contest plaque, as well as the prizes mentioned below……
Most Believable - Sudden Storm, Seamstress of the Fjord, for Her rendition of the courting Her father set up for Her *rolls eyes, I believed EVERY word!* The prize for Her is a copy of Emily Post's Etiquette for Fine Young Ladies.
Funniest - Stalin the Archer, Turia. I split a gut twice reading this one. And I could actually hear the accent. The prize is a real Gorean Whoopie Cushion.
Most Egotistical - Kazrak of VAL of course. If the write up isn't enough, look a the ave, the Man is deformed! Prize for this one, TWO official MSR Nard Scratchers. *when You see the av, You'll know why*
Most Unbelievable - Spirit Wolf, Ubar of Kassar Chattro. This guy piles it higher, stinkier and faster than anyone else. The Fjord is still being cleaned. *G* Prize is a nifty shovel and hip-waders.
Honorable Mention. Well, there's two.
To Bozanic, Tuchuk North Chattro. This Rarius managed to squeeze more bosk dung into 93 words than anybody else.
And to Takan of the Fjord, who actually RHYMED His brag. (hmmmm, lyrical bosk dung has to be unique)
Many thanks to those who entered, and remember, the brags were ALL great, and supplied a weeks entertainment for everyone. And having fun is what is most important.
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This Contest cost the Fjord more than a years raiding in broken dishes, smashed barrels, slashed Botas, flame scared Tapesties, and more than few gray hairs upon Nyx *chuckle* for the judging of these servery disasters We turned to those that know what a good serve is the Kajira....and collected votes from a few different camps...... they picked winners in thre catagories....the funniest.....the most destructive.....and the most original.......
each of the winners recieve a cool WinterFest Plaque
and their Names scribed upon the Thorons sign over the Door to the servey barring them from ever entering again
Most Destuctive.....Damora of the Lair
Funniest......Knight Templar from Tuchuk North
Most Original.....Jarl Kurzon
Many Thanks to All that competed...Your serves were a riot and well recived....
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This was the most difficult job that I have ever had.......with this in mind I turned to some experts in Dance.....a kajira, a former kajira, and Master who has seen a lot of dances......I then took their answers with some of the comments and compiled them with My own......there were just too many great dances to single out one or even three so We settled on 11 awards...and please keep in Mind that even if Your name is not listed that your dance was great and W/we loved them ALL.........
And So I present the winners of the WinterFest Dance contest in NO particular order.......
Eash of these girls will recive an offical WinterFest Dance Plaque and a ramberry pastry.....
takashi{TtW} wow HOT stuff…..most likely to get furred as soon as the dance is finished….
michelle{Hs} well told..... a great Gorean story and the descriptive dance movements to go with it.
brandy{KnT} excellently described.....a true Gorean story and the descriptive dance movements to go with it.
segulah{Wo/PNAM} passionate and bewitching... sets the entire dance scene makes one feel they are trully watching a dance
lyric{NYX} sensual....excellently described
soft petal{Dam} ....alluring...simple beauty
lil jewel{DS} ....best visual effects
moria (VAL) .....most colorful
jale …..again excellent imagery....very well done
tesa.....honourable mention, very well done
tawney.......honourable mention, well danced
and a special award to the deadly duo (sparkle and Saucy Lady) in the celebrity class *LOL*
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3rd Place.....Lijena Anane
2nd Place.....ARES
1st Place.....CASCA
Well done to A/all that Participated in My books Y/you are ALL winners *Big Smile*
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