CANNIBAL COWBOY

Here in the desert, way out West,

Ain't nothin' grown since the A bomb test,

Got no cattle, but we get through,

I'm a Cannibal Cowboy and I'm gonna eat you.

Park your car beneath that sign,

It says in neon, "Wine and Dine",

The wine's a lie, but the dinin's great,

Don't pull up a chair, pull up a plate.

My Mama done told me, when I was just two,

Eat your food raw, it's better for you,

Before you swaller, don't fergit to chew,

I'm a Cannibal Cowboy and I'm gonna eat you.

Cannibal Girl, she got long sharp teeth,

Gonna eat each other to a rock n' roll beat,

Bistro time, take him by force,

Gimme some of that there cannibal sauce.

If you stop in the desert near Highway Two,

You'll find there's a dinner party waiting for you,

Gonna chew on your bones, have the rest as stew,

I'm a Cannibal Cowboy and I'm gonna eat you.

Family of four, ain't that great,

Thinkin' of them as dinner for eight,

Cops came a'looking, on the alert,

We said "Sit down boys, and stay for dessert".