Even MORE Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed That Damn Road

Becca Lesser: "Because he wanted to. Isn't that enough? He has rights, doesn't he?!."

Brittany Travis: "Because the chicken had it's head stuck up it's rear?"

Bryan: "To see you."

Caroline Manchot: "To show the gopher it can be done."

Dai Quance: "Because if he didn't he couldn't get back to the farmer's chicken coop, because he liked the chicken coop, and it was luxorious and he liked spending time there. There was a cool ice dispenser, it made ice. He liked ice. Ice tastes good when eaten raw. The chicken enjoyed using ice to melt. Besides the ice dispenser there were other cool things in the chicken coop like lava lamps and strobe lights, alright. The chicken was a hip-hop type of guy in a cool cool night life. His lava lamp was a popular attraction and the chicken had a lot of friends. One of the other things he went back for was the library, the chicken liked keeping up with the times. In his library, he had books such as War & Peac,e and his favorite book, the Hobbit. He appreciaetd the Hobbit because he felt sorry for the old hobbit. He too had left his favoriteplace once too. Another reason the chicken went back to the coop was he was good friends with the farmer. The chicken got a little extra food, and the farmer got a few extra eggs. All in all it was a good working relationship. Everyone was happy got what they wanted. The chicken was also and athletic chicken and he enjoyed sports and the coop was a perfect place for this. Just outside the coop was a grand old field. This field was nice. It has cut grass, newly chalked lines, great white goal posts, it reminded the chicken of Wembly Stdium, without the stands. The chicken spent a lot of time here as he enjoyed it immensly. As all chickens do, this chicken is no different he played and played and played. The sounds of him playing soon attracted other chickens. Soon they had enough to form a league. The CFA was the brain-child of our very special chicken. Soon the chikcen Football Association was huge. Every chicken in the land came to watch the chicken's play. It was fun to watch and cost only one egg. The popularity of Chicken Football became legendary. All of the chickens of the world came to watch the chickens play. As the price was only one egg still the farmer by then was incredibly rich. He became the sole egg producer in the world. The farmer appreciated this and thanked the chicken by giving him all the strobe lights and lava lamps, ice dispenser and pac man machines in the world. The chicken became a happy, joyful and optimistic chicken". He soon began expanding the CFA to cover more ground and it became more popular incorporating more teams leagues and players. Soon the chickens controlled the world by being able to control the amount of pleasure the got by more or less football. When suddenly, tragedy, the imitation Wembly Stadium stands built high enough to seat 927 000 000 000 000 000 people and chickens, fell on our hero and killed the chicken. And that is the why the chicken crossed the road.

Dave: "The answer is he never really crossed the road and here is the story why! Once upon a time there was a little chicken named Bozo. Bozzo was a bad chicken in the chicken house, he broke the ice machine on purpose and smashed all the lava lamps on purpose too and then believe it or not he eve stooped so low as to break the other chickens' skateboards and even their stereos and the tv's and the radio and the N64 and the Sega Genesis and the gameboys and the power wheels and the water guns and the nerf dart guns and the cd's and the vcr's and the movies and the DVD players and the DVD movies and the headphones and the telephones and the snowboards and the pools and the ski jumps and rec rooms with all the weight rooms and the coloring crayons and the paper and the clothes and the shoes and watches and glasses and candy and food and everything else he chickens ever wanted and had. Then the farmer got mad and chased Bozo to the road and just when he was about to run across the road the farmer shot him dead and that's why the chicken Bozo never crossed the road. "

Fiona Stuart: "Because the egg was on the other side."

Francois (Frankie): "Idunno. (Damn straight.)"

Gabrielle Schonder (Gabby): "To go to the little chicken's room in the ditch on the other side."

Garrett: "To make the teachers go on strike? wait the chicken was a teacher and it was going to go vote for the strike no wait the chicken was a student and he was crossing the road to go and vandalise the school even better the chicken crossed the road becuz there was a bunch of parents pissed off at the teachers and the chicken was a teacher...wait klein was going to go tell the teachers to go back to work but they didn't want to and they were so pissed off they used witch craft to turn klein into a chicken"

Haley Redpath: "He went across the street to open a can of woop ass with Bozo the evil chicken who lived in the house opposing his house on the street."

Jun the Wise One: "Because the chicken isn't as good as me in anything and he wanted to get hit by a car because the vastness of the all powerful Jun was too much for this meager little chicken...."

Lisbeth Maidment: "'cause."

Mike Vinnish:"The chicken crossed the road because he was in a horror movie, and the side of the road he was on was safe, and safe is bad in a horror movie. He was found inside out a few years later by Mulder. He tried to show it to Scully, but before he could do anything, the chicken got up and flew away, joining a flock of inside-out chicken. They were then all sucked into the jets of a passing airplane, crashing onto Mulder. (The survivors were buried in Canada.) The chicken had to cross the road yet again because it was nappy time and he had to get back home to his cow-for-a-mom and demonic dad..."

Nicolette Young: "Because."

Noel Melton: "Lack of anything better to do."

Paul Jarvey: "Well, after bozo bashed the all-night coop club, there werent too many hot chicks around anymore. He became very depressed. Soon, he started to get wierd. But, on a lighter note, he started a search for his parents. He looked everywhere, even in old gym lockers. But, no luck. Then he got this idea from a lady on a phsycic hotline that he should engage in demonic, satanic rituals to help him find them. Just as he was starting, a big scary deamon guy with horns and scales and wings solidified in front of him. "Ulrich, I am your father" he said. Ulrich said "no". The deamon guy waved his hand and said, "these aren't the droids you'r looking for". Ulrich said "what?". Finally the deamon guy said "yes well anyway, heres me, and heres your mom." Suddenly, the farmer's cow walked into the room and said "moomoomoomoo cows mamamamake milk". This made Ulrick very upset and angry. No wonder he didn't look like all of the other chickens. So, ulrich, the chaotic feathered spawn of the farmers cow, began to raid and pillage all of the other chicken coops. one of them was painted blue and was smelly, so ulrich didn't pillage it. as he walked by, if fell over. boom. Out came mag. Damn if she wasn't one hot poultry patootie. They instantly fell into hot, luscious, sweaty, grasping, desperate, violent, steaming chicken bootie shakin. A few months later, wayne made a stupid comment, and ulrich realised he had forgotten to use a rubber. A day later, ulrich had two kids. They were bertha and gertie. one day, rammstein came to town, and boy, bertha was one big rammstein fan. So she went to the concert and got stoned on cinnammon and nutmeg. Gertie came to look for her, but on his way, he fell onto the road and got hit by a car. he went "shmuchthump" and landed on the other side of the road. They buried him in oaklahoma the end. *if you are offended by any part of this, go to hell, or click here!"

Robin (smilin): "Why does any one care why the chicken crossed the road? Whats wrong with the chicken crossing the road? Is there a law that states that chickens can't cross roads? now hear is a question...Why did the person who saw the chicken cross the road even wonder why the chicken crossed the road? Is it any of his business? Is he some sort of pervert that wants to get it on with the chicken? Think about that. "

Sean Knight: "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm for the hell of it and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to put chicken feet prints in the fresh asphalt."

Scott: "The chicken crossed the road into Canada to avoid thermo-nuclear war in the States! "

Taylor: "??? hehe i dunno"

Wayne Garrett: "No clue."

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