Howie

Age: God only knows, and quite frankly...Who Cares?!!?

Nick Names: Sweet D - Yeah, sure it is Howie, whats the bet he made that one up himself.

His Part in the Group: Contrary to popular belief, it isn't the high falsetto harmonies, nope, it's the token ugly guy part. Every group has one; Five has Sean; Boyzone has Mikey ; Nsync has Lance... and Chris... and Joey... and Justin; and the BSB has Howie.

What he'd be doing if he wasn't a BSB: He thinks he'd be actor, well good luck, we have all seen the over-acting he does all the time, especially when the boys were on Sabrina. His face when he takes a drink, now thats classic Howie if I ever saw it. Personally I could see him standing outside a school in a trench coat with a bag of lollipops, just waiting for all the little girls to come out.

Distingusing Features: Horrible pubic hairs on his head, constant winking for no apparent reason, often repeats things over and over and over again, over use of hand movements.

My Favourite Howie Quote: "How we Doing" This is the corniest thing any of the boys has ever said, and he continues to say it over and over and over again (He has a tendancy to repeat things). I swear, if I hear him say that one more time...

My Thoughts: I cant stand him. He trys so hard to make people like him, he really does. But it just doesn't work for me. He's just so damn chessy, he makes he sick, his hair is worse than AJ's and he really should do something about that twitch. At first I just thought he was winking all he time but I have come to the conclusion that it isn't a voluntary thing. I think he has a bung eye, but surely there are ways to correct that. He used to be semi-normal (strong emphasis on the semi people.) but now he's just a greasy disgusting troll.