NO, NO, NO! NO! NO!
NO, NO, NO! NO! NO!
I'll write a song for the first time ever
I must admit, I am really clever
I'll sit down and
Pick up a pen
Start to write, and be finished by ten
Now I know I am not used,
To writing songs that express my own views
I know I'm probably
Gonna go Number 1 'cause... well, it's me
Oh wey, oh yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
Oh yeah, yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
I'll write about love at first sight
But I'm so stupid I forget how to write
So I'll have to type real slow
At this rate, I'll finish tomorrow
Oh wey, oh yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
Oh yeah, yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
When critics say, oh, that they really like me
What they really mean to say is different
When they're saying, oh, I'm talented really
They're complimenting my song-writing friends
Well I guess I should write songs of my own
But I really think it's better this way
'Cause I don't have to...
Do bugger all anyway, ri-ight, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'll relate this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Even though I say I'm Cath'lic
I'm so thick I don't know what one is
Now I know I really should, and
It's kinda hard when I'm at a concert
And adolescant boys are screaming at me
To get my kit off, that raises self esteem
Oh wey, oh yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
Oh yeah, yeah, ba-a-by
Oh yeah, ba-by
When critics say, oh, that they really like me
What they really mean to say is different
When they're saying, oh, I'm talented really
They're complimenting my song-writing friends
Well I guess I should write songs of my own
But I really think it's better this way
'Cause I don't have to...
Do bugger all anyway, ri-ight, yeah, yeah, yeah
