monstarr
making people normal
mr important
ninja hi-skool
not even close
photoshop
popstar kill
popyura
poster parent
punk rock points
rebel soul
sale or return
school disco
secret vampires
seventeen hours
shopaholic
skinny-tie senssuround
starbright boy
statement of intent
sweet shop avengerz
tell it to the kids
the powerpuff girls
the hit girl
theme from tokyo
this is fake D.I.Y
why don't we go home?
x-defect
young alien types

monstarr
can i not be normal cuz i'm not a size 10,
play music, be in films or even show my face
should i be embarassed if it's such a crime
funny how your life depends upon your waistline

should i kill myself? you're my execution
why's being slim important, no one's a monster
don't steal their confidence, it's not yours to take
i don't want to be a model, at least i'm not a fake

funny how your life depends upon your waistline

i'm gonna make it, it's not gonna fake it
not for the sake of it, yes i'm gonna take it.

making people normal
mummy was a model back in 1983
before the skinny girls invaded the industry
she got a habit, got some plastic much too young
she wants dustin hoffman
but she's nothing much on mrs robinson

you're looking good for your age
looks like you've stepped of the page
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
you've made me normal today

daddy's such a scruff in his played out teenage gear
hasn't cut his hair and the shampoo's never near
now can you make him look like other people's dad
will you please help me
'cos it makes my life oh-so-bad
i don't look the correct way
please help make me normal today
i don't look the correct way
please help make me normal today

you're looking good for your age
looks like you've stepped of the page
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
you've made me normal today

thanks ricki, thank you jenny
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
thanks ricki, thank you jenny

you're looking good for your age
looks like you've stepped of the page
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
you've made me normal today

you're looking good for your age
looks like you've stepped of the page
thanks ricki, thank you jenny
you've made me normal today

mr important
he remains defiant to the cause
though he never quite knew what it was
he's working hard for the man upstairs
seen him once, he's losing his hair

mr important, he's better than you
index and quotient he knows what to do
socially impotent, he drinks with the lads
mr important, in bachelor pads

his parents would be proud,
if he only stood out from the crowd
and made a name that was his own
no corporations, just his alone.
mr important, he's better than you
index and quotient he knows what to do
socially impotent, he drinks with the lads
mr important, in bachelor pads

but mum and dad, they were so sad
when he lost his job, the bachelor pad
and he just went back home to stay,
now mum and dad want him away

product, counter-product

ninja hi-skool

you wanna slogan?
eat my insurrection
you wanna slogan?
sugar-pop confection
you wanna slogan?
i'm your riot girl boyfriend
you wanna slogan?
revolt-offend
you wanna slogan?
we don't need your lectures
you wanna slogan?
make our own conjectures
you wanna slogan?
we don't need no teachers
you wanna slogan?
no ugly creature-features

the fibre tip is our weapon
yeah, it's your lesson
the teen-c kids in the hall
we scrawl on walls
and we adore your derision
yeah, yeah, false transmission
ink-mark your heart
with precision
graffitied skin tastes better
yeah it says in our letter
and we go straight to your neck
yeah we live to infect
and pen just sticks to your throat
but chalk will stick to your coat
ink-pen's our closest friend

not even close

you like to think that you know me
but perhaps don't even like me
i'm sure it's not unexpected
that any love will be rejected
i'm not eccentric in anyway
just watching my vulnerability
i'm just fed up with fake friends
I think i'll keep my thoughts to myself

you think that you are close to me
but i can see through you all

i used to think that everyone was nice
now i realise it's for a price
too many people love themselves
so much that they can't love anyone else
used to say things secretly
now say a word and it's used against me
fed up with bitching backstabbers
i now know who my real friends are

you think that you are close to me
but i can see through you all

so easy to say paranoid
a subject that you like to avoid
don't really know a thing about me
won't get to know me personally
just believe what you are told
isn't it just easier that way?
take advantage of my good nature
confide, then turn around and hurt you

you think that you are close to me
but i can see through you all (x2)

photoshop
i buy records cuz my boyfriend says so,
i make friends cuz my boyfriend says so
i wear these clothes cuz my boyfriend says so.

i want the best and i need the best
i love my boyfriend
he's my friend cuz he is the trend
i love my boyfriend

i am angry cuz my boyfriend says so
i am happy cuz my boyfriend says so
i am submissive cuz my boyfriend says so
i am outrageous cuz my boyfriend says so

i want the best and i need the best ....

hey girlfriend, yr suffocating me,
i got friends and other people to see.
you want love you got to give me space
hey girlfriend no tears on yr face

i am outmoded cuz my boyfriend says so,
i am defective cuz my boyfriend says so
i kill myself cuz my boyfriend says so
i sing this song cuz my boyfriend says so

public school boy -NO LYRICS AVALIBLE

popstar kill
hey popstar you look real silly
i wanna kill you now (kill, kill, kill)
hey popstar yr such a fake
you really look a joke (joke, joke, joke)
hey popstar i hate yr guts
you don't deserve to live (die, die, die)
hey popstar get out my face
i hate the sight of you (hate, hate, hate)

one day you'll realise
that your not that great
the people they hate you
they think yr a fake

hey popstar look at yourself
your in a f-king state (*uck, f*ck, fu*k)
hey popstar look at yourself
oh why can't you just wait (wait, wait, wait)

i am me you're not you
i like me you love you
i am real yr not true
i hate you too

hey popstar your time has come
now we know who you are (who, who, who)
hey popstar give up the fight
you're looking like a fool (fool, fool, fool)
hey popstar yr just pretend
the kids won't be decieved (no, no, no) hey popstar yr killing me
we just want the truth (truth, truth, truth)

popyura
i was six years old and a fast lane victim
tattered jeans and pigtails, going to self-destruct
i'm gonna suck your mother, and lack self respect
reveal my hopes and fears of a lost girl

teenage sex
star descent
let's go steady
there's one more name

don't get me from school as i won't be there
exploited, cheated and angry is the way i feel
where are you today while i crave some love
out of control and numb is the child i am

poster parent
who's yr favourite person, and do you know them personally?
maybe he's a she and she's a reject, she's just like me
does it make yr bones break, when yr sitting thinking of them?
does it make yr cold heart seize, again, again, again, again, again?

i've got blu-tak on my back
got it signed with personal thanks
take it down? you bet i daren't
i'm hanging over like a poster parent

wanna know he's mine, and that he'll never cheat on me
cuz everywhere I go, his face is all that i can see
maybe it's just he's more popular than i assumed
maybe i'll go one better, i'll get his stone cold heart exhumed

i've got blu-tak on my back ...

boyfriend, don't try to stop me
boyfriend, i love you equally
boyfriend, but this is inherent
boyfriend, i need my poster parent

punk rock points
don't tell me what i should be listening to
'cos if i like it i'll be screaming next to you
if it's a passion i'll go wherever i choose
punk rock doesn't just belong to you

i won't let go
i want it more
i feel your stare but it won't move me x2

think you know me, you've never opened your mouth
if you point i'll break your finger off
segregation's nothing new to me
maybe your idols won't like your snobbery

chorus x4

we need evil and cerebral
keep on scoring punk rock points

so upset by what is in your sight
it's oh so precious and it's just not right
repetitive and now i expect it
just boring won't put me off one bit

chorus x6

rebel soul
we've got nothing to prove
but you got nothing to loose
we might not take it all
we only want yr rebel soul
give a little rebel, i got a blue heart
give a little rebel, and it's a new hurt
it's time to let the people know
you'll never take our rebel soul

a bad influence on youth
but we're the message of the truth
teen-c power unites us all
and all the kids have got a rebel soul

our spirits will never sell out
but your mind is a shadow of doubt
wont be diluted to satisfy you
no matter what you think is true
give a little rebel soul, i'm not yr playtoy
give a little rebel soul, the rebel soul boy
it's time to let the people know
you'll never take our rebel soul

a bad influence...

sale or return
today, when everything changed
i'm feeling quite strange
it's not in my head
and it just gets in my way
we've done nothing wrong
it's taken so long
should've read more books
instead of listening to songs
is it meaningless an excuse for stress?
a few key quotations always better than yes
i'd be enigmatic
never talk automatic
like the crowd from the art school
they're so important
we're all afraid of sale and return

when the damage is done
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
when there's nowhere to run
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
still inside a plastic bag

been used as a trading tool
last big thing uncool
we're tied to a timebomb
everyone can see through
i've read lie after lie
i'll stick your pen in your eye
you don't speak for the people
any more than I
I'd live on a plane nothing to explain
no sugar-free diet i'd rather mine was plain
i would never land
and be devalued by man
i'd breathe the air recycled
that's not my disease
we're all afraid of sale or return
the damage is done you're sale or return

when the damage is done
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
when there's nowhere to run
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
still inside a plastic bag

when the damage is done
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
when there's nowhere to run
(this is sale or return)
then you're sale or return
(this is dead stock and reduced to clear)
still inside a plastic bag

sci-fi superstar -NO LYRICS AVALIBLE

school disco
it's hip and i'm square and i'm there i don't care
to be seen to have been to be part of the scene
and i don't give a damn i'm not part of their plan
on my own once again no-one cares
oh the pain!

down at the disco where nobody goes
we are the future that nobody knows
burn down the cities and smash all the walls
this is our country bis nation won't fall

the cool boys the cool girls got your head in a whirl
it's obscene it's unclean all the smut i have seen
we're so young
we're so dumb
and our time's still to come
but the one place we go is down to school disco

down at the disco where nobody goes
we are the future that nobody knows
burn down the cities and smash all the walls
this is our country bis nation won't fall

(La, La, La, La)
i'm so hip, yr so square
i'm so cool and i don't even care
all the boys want me so bad,
but i don't care because they're all so sad
in the classroom, i'm just the best
and on the dancefloor, i just beat the rest
it's getting late, i've gotta go
right on down to the school disco ...

down at the disco where nobody goes
we are the future that nobody knows
burn down the cities and smash all the walls
this is our country bis nation won't fall

down at the disco where nobody goes
we are the future that nobody knows
burn down the cities and smash all the walls
this is our country bis nation won't fall

SCHOOL DISCO

secret vampires
We've got a secret society,
you all recognise the members
cause we act normally,
but when it gets after midnight
the kids all go out
and we become secret vampires
there's a disco in town

you've never met us
you won't forget us
got blood desire?
secret vampires!

the cool kids R dancing
and we sit round the side
it's these marks on our necks
that we are trying to hide
but with our pale expressions
it not hard to see that we are
secret vampires and we're getting thirsty

you've never met us
you won't forget us
got blood desire?
secret vampires!

seventeen hours
remember me?
i used to know film stars
i never made friends
i told you once to get into my car
i'll try it again

don't talk to the animals
the doctors says that you should stay home
he says you were a terrible mother
blood and bone

i said hello,
seventeen hours ago
i said hello,
seventeen hours ago

went to london on electric train
used to go by air
when i inhaled i never felt pain
i shouldn't exhale

don't talk to the animals
the doctor says you should stay home
he says you look like little miss spencer
blood and bone, blood and bone

i said hello,
seventeen hours ago
i said hello,
seventeen hours ago (x5)

shopaholic
(t-shirts, dresses, books, stickers)
the bargin beauty
(seven inches, shoes, glitter)
she loves the sales
(hairdye, chocolate, toys, pictures)
buys for her friends
(makeup, paper, pens, knickers)
buys for herself

when in doubt she will just get both
she's a shocking shopaholic
lots of bags, happy all the time
she's a shocking shopaholic

(computer games, notebooks, bags)
draws out a plan
(videos, hairclips, sweets, mags)
three for a fiver
(guitars, jumpers, CDS, socks)
it is so pleasing
(keyrings, jackets, LPs, hats)
tension releasing

when in doubt she will just get both
she's a shocking shopaholic
lots of bags, happy all the time
she's a shocking shopaholic

i've been a happy consumer since 1989
tell me when the sales start
yes i'm always on time
i've got a mind like elastic
but i'm first in line
you know i have to buy
i need consoling

when in doubt she will just get both
she's a shocking shopaholic
lots of bags, happy all the time
she's a shocking shopaholic

when in doubt she will just get both
she's a shocking shopaholic
lots of bags, happy all the time
she's a shocking shopaholic

skinny-tie sensurround
(where the ancient marble nymph peeped out from a barrel of plants)

Skinny Tie Says that we forgot the 80s too quickly. Like when the ? content and the streaks in your hair were louder than your guitars and more like the synthsizers. Skinny Tie says that he wants to look like Simon Le Bon "...you know 81' 82' kinda time maybe later."

it's the sound, it's around
it's skinny-tie sensurround

Skinny Tie says that his mum is worried about the eye liner in his pocket. Says it's not natural and that his dad would be turning in his grave if he knew. He comes across some sort of half-baked, half-hearted point about sexuality, knowing full well that he'd never deviate no matter how much he convinces himself otherwise

Skinny Tie reckons "...it impresses the girls all the free thinking and stuff not like these lads that are so common you know." Only he doesn't realize how much we see through him. Skinny Tie is just somebody that you know and you'd not call a friend; you wouldn't notice if you hadn't seen him for weeks, but you know if you'd see him again

it's the sound, it's around
it's skinny-tie sensurround

Skinny Tie always asks where the cool party is, but never goes because he chickens out of wearing that gold silky ? he saw Spandu Ballet wear on top of the pops and sounds of the 80s. Skinny Tie doesn't realize that no matter how defensive he gets about it, the 80s probably sucked if you weren't a kid.

it's the sound, it's around
it's skinny-tie sensurround (repeat to end)

starbright boy
we're gonna star in an 80s movie
american bratpack members truly
yeh, we want big hair, permed and curly
so we can wear shades, looking mean and surly
yeh, we wanna car with a removable roof
so we can air our big hair, bypass the truth
that these things never happen in reality
but we'll be pretty in pink, just wait and see.

i'll be the starbright boy
and your the starbright girl
i'll be the starbright boy - and i'll invade you
i'll be the starbright boy
and your the starbright girl
i'll be the starbright boy
and i'll invade yr world

yeh, we wanna star in a skateboard movie
and be bad at the stunts like all amatuers should be
but we'd have so much fun playing let's pretend
that we'd get good at the stunts showing off by the end yeh, we'll steal sports cars from our dads
and we'll fail our exams cause it is cool to be sad
yeh, everyday could be a holiday
no school no rule just me to say

i'll be the starbright boy...
and I'll invade yr world x3
'cause it's not be sold

we'll be hanging around with ferris beuller,
meet drew barrymore cuz she's way cooler
buy all our clothes on rodeo drive
never flatling, we'll be alive
upside down like we're the lost boys
endorse the starbright fake plastic toys
until the white flag must be unfurled
just like superman we'll invade yr world

i'll be the starbright boy
and your the starbright girl
i'll be the starbright boy - and i'll invade you

i'll be the starbright boy
and your the starbright girl
i'll be the starbright boy
and i'll invade yr world

statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent

if we're your careless children
the monuments you're building
are subject to reclaim, yeah, yeah
and are ours to disclaim, yeah, yeah

making discos of your castles
we are tearing up your plan
we won't be xeroxed for the future
filed by beaurocratic man
hot damn!

you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent

if we're your misplaced youth
and your lies are the truth
then mistakes are allusions, yeah, yeah
a simple yes is confusion, yeah, yeah

making discos of your castles
we are tearing up your plan
we won't be xeroxed for the future
filed by beaurocratic man
we don't need a history lesson
museums are made to lie
we won't be xeroxed for the future
careless children never die,
hot damn!

thinly veiled as national interest
with cold hearts paid to lie
be made a happy xerox
be a number 4 or 5

you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent
you gotta make a statement of intent

making discos of your castles
we are tearing up your plan
we won't be xeroxed for the future
filed by beaurocratic man
we don't need a history lesson
museums are made to lie
we won't be xeroxed for the future
careless children never die,
hot damn!

sweet shop avengerz
got no gaps in your teeth? U must be happy.
cola bottles, sugar coated
we've had sugar to eat, don't try to stop me
flying saucers filled with sherbet
we want the right to eat sweets without U frowning
don't tell us what we can't do now
and we see the powers that be in sugar, drowning.
10p mixture for the way home

this is an advertisement
hey make way for the sweet shop avengerz
so make a sweet adjustment
a-okay! we're the sweet shop avengerz

never too old to eat sweets, unless you feel it
chocolate mice with strawberry centre
reclaim the right to rot teeth, you know you need it
candy shrimp, they're foamy inside
it's not a crime to be seen sucking a lolly
vampire sweets that stick to yr teeth
and it's hardly obscene to fill yr trolley.
10p mixture for the way home

this is an advertisement
hey make way for the sweet shop avengerz
so make a sweet adjustment
a-okay! we're the sweet shop avengerz

kneejerk! Its a sugar fascination
kneejerk! that infects the teen-c nation
kneejerk! but we love the sweet sensation
kneejerk! as it rots the population!

tell it to the kids
tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids
hey you! fascist man, working on your masterplan
we know what you saw, won't let you do more
hey you! homophobe, life without your frontal lobe
yr prejudice lies where innocents dies
hey you! it's the sound, in yr head goes round and round
you want it some more, yr life is a bore
hey you! don't be scared, bis are here and we don't care
we'll expose the lies, it's the defense for the kids

no use running, now we know what you did
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids
gonna get you now, cuz that's how it is
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids

hey you! poison pen, no use trying to pretend
you think yr the best, now where's the prole press
hey you! businessman, getting as much as you can
we wanted the truth, we still want our youth
hey you! backstabber, we know who and where you are
you let down the kids, yeh that's what you did
hey you! listen out, teen-c nation gives the shout
retain the youth it's defense for the kids

no use running, now we know what you did
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids
gonna get you now, cuz that's how it is
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids

oh, oh, oh, oh - fighting for the nations youth
so, so, so, so - we can find out all the truth
no, no, no, no - no use hiding what you did
oh, oh, oh, oh - we are gonna tell it to the - 1 - 2 - KIDS

no use running, now we know what you did
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids
gonna get you now, cuz that's how it is
we're gonna tell it to the kids, tell it to the kids

the hit girl
she won't be seen today 'cos
she was let down by those near
they thrived upon blood and fear
how hard to hold back a tear
she won't be seen today 'cause
she was made to be a fool
the taunts the threats were so cruel
she can't take more redicule

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

she won't be seen today 'cos
the fill all her life with dread
pulls back the plaster it's red
come home and goes to her bed
she won't be seen today 'cos
she's now seen her best friend cry
how much longer can she lie
before one of them will die

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

this is not my idea of a good existience
get your hands off me (x4)

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

and now she's gone
gone where no-one can hurt her
and now she's free
and she can smile for the first time

theme from tokyo
lying there asleep
i wonder if she knows that
i am going away
packed up and i am heading
out the bedroom door
i'm feeling kinda guilty
but this can't be changed
will she resent me for this

i've said i'm sorry
but please don't worry
there's nothing that i can do
i won't forget you
feel bad i left you
i promise i'll be back soon

it's been two weeks now
since i left you
at the window with sad eyes
it's bad because i can't even
talk t'you on the phone
but you know that very soon
now i'll be home
and you will always forgive me

i've said i'm sorry
but please don't worry
there's nothing that i can do
i won't forget you
feel bad i left you
i promise i'll be back soon

i've said i'm sorry
but please don't worry
there's nothing that i can do
i won't forget you
feel bad i left you
i promise i'll be back soon

i'm comming home now
it won't be long now
i'll see you at the break of dawn now

i'm coming home now
it won't be long now
i'll see you at the break of dawn now

i've said i'm sorry
but please don't worry
there's nothing that i can do
i won't forget you
feel bad i left you
i promise i'll be back soon

The Powerpuff Girls - NOT ACCURATE
Blossom - commander and the leader
Bubbles - shes is the joy and laughter
Buttercup - and she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuff save the day

fighting crime
trying to save the world
here they come just in time
the powerpuff girls

fighting crime
trying to save the world
here they come just in time
the powerpuff girls

POWERPUFF

this is fake d.i.y
this is limited edition
on icky-coloured vinyl in a poster pack
this is limited edition
get some information send a postcard back
this is limited edition
to get the extra songs buy the 2 cds
this is limited edition
and collector fever is killing me

raygun, raygun, do you got a raygun.......

this is funded by a major
but shabbily packaged to pretend that it's cool
this is a fake indie label
release the records you want but yr under our rule
this is limited edition
with a nice little sticker and a personnal number
this is limited edition
how they sell it so cheap it is no longer a wonder

raygun, raygun, do you got a raygun......

why don't we go home?
time was when i could forget about feelings
time was when i should have stopped all my breathing
give me the day when my hope evaporates
i'd change my name anyway

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

I'd never feel that my time was so precious
if i could forget
all I'd learnt from your lessons
two contradictions can make me uncentred
I need a balance too

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

you and i
open wide
why don't we go home?
too much time wondering why
shouldn't we go home?

x-defect
retrogressive sex, i am the x-defect

i am consumer, i am prostitute
i am concealer, i am not like you.

yr excuses always are so lame
you are giving me a bad name
retrogressive sex, i am the x-defect
always hiding in yr office blocks
every hour, all day round the clock
retrogressive sex, i am the x-defect

i am incomplete, i am incorrect
i am apology, i am defect

yr excuses always are so lame
you are giving me a bad name
retrogressive sex, i am the x-defect
always hiding in yr office blocks
every hour, all day round the clock
retrogressive sex, i am the x-defect

i told you so you won't let go,
you can't pretend, we are not men

you always try to be like me
you'll never get my sympathy
retrogressive sex, x-defect
and if you leave me black and blue
you know the scum will get to you
retrogressive sex, x-defect

young alien types
your every action is always a positive action
and being on the ouside is just part of the attraction
i won't stop screaming even if the doors open for aliens
i won't apologise 'cos the way to creation is always destruction

we're the ones who feel insane
we're the ones who won't desert you
there's nothing sacred in our name
all for one we are young aliens

are you a young alien, do you feel like you're on your own?
we are the young aliens, we move through computer and phone
i won't stop screaming even if the doors open for aliens
i won't apologise 'cos the way to creation is always destruction

we're the ones who feel insane
we're the ones who won't desert you
there's nothing sacred in our name
all for one we are young aliens

we're the ones who feel insane
we're the ones who won't desert you
there's nothing sacred in our name
all for one we are young aliens

we are young aliens
they think we don't exist
but can we count on you
to add to our list?
just keep the secret
you're gonna need it

we're the ones who feel insane
we're the ones who won't desert you
there's nothing sacred in our name
all for one we are young aliens

we're the ones who feel insane
we're the ones who won't desert you
there's nothing sacred in our name
all for one we are young aliens

don't want to spend my life pretending, life pretending i'm you (x4)