Aeryn: I always thought that lesser lifeforms were useless. Just something to be squashed.
John: Yeah...it's humbling when your realize that...Your not talking about the Draks are you?

Pilot: Crichton as an idea.
Zhaan: Uh! Did you say Crichton?

D'Argo (to John): What's your problem? 

Aeryn: What is the matter with him?
Zhaan: He is Crichton. 

Aeryn: You are very odd Crichton. 

D'argo: Crichton, you disgust me 

Rygel (to John): Must you jibber while I'm eating? Or at all? 

Zhaan: He says he is experiancing the future.
Aeryn: The future? He can barely function in the present. 

Aeryn: D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days, but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice. 

Rygel: What the yotz does Crichton want with us anyway. With the both of us?
Aeryn: Well, can you understand Crichton? 

Rygel: John Crichton, vauled friend...now wait a minute, friend's a bit of a stretch. 

Rygel: Hail prince of the obvious! 

John: There's um...stuff in the water. I mean, uh...
Aeryn: You are the most bizzare creature i have ever met. 

D'argo: Something Crichton said is disturbing me...
Rygel: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived. 

Aeryn: I never should've left them. Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused.
D'argo: Crichton is always confused. 

Zhaan: Teaching Crichton takes time, D'Argo.
D'Argo: Teaching Crichton is a waste of time.