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Season One
Premier John: Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.
I, E.T. John: It looks like Tatoonine
[Aeryn stares at him blankly.]
John: You know, where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who?
John: Little green guy. He trains warriors.
Exodus From Genesis Aeryn: I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
John: Oh, we call them linebackers, or serial killers, depends on if they're professional or amateur.

John: The giant Quija board says...

Throne For A Loss John: Kung Fu never carried a gun!

John: It's a little more then capachino, pal!

John: Wile E. Coyte could come up with a better plan then that!

Back and Back and 
Back To the Future
John: Psychic spanish fly.
Throne For A Loss John: Kung Fu never carried a gun!

John: It's a little more then capachino, pal!

John: Wile E. Coyte could come up with a better plan then that!

Thank God It's Friday, Again John: Oh give it a rest snow white.
PK Tech Girl John: Yeah, well just ask Leonardo DiCapprio, even the big ones go down.
The Flax John: Slicker than snot.
Jeremiah Crichton John: Hakuna Matata Masata.
Durka Returns John: He's had 100 years of happy meals, we don't know what he is capable of!

John: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get the tough stains out.

The Nerve John: Danger Will Robinson. Beware of the chair!
Family Ties Zhaan: John, I've made a new family here surrounded by all of you, and now I sense it's coming to an end.
John: Well, it’s a Jerry Springer kind of family . . . but for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.