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Premier | John: Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass. |
I, E.T. | John:
It looks like Tatoonine
[Aeryn stares at him blankly.] John: You know, where Yoda lives. Aeryn: Who? John: Little green guy. He trains warriors. |
Exodus From Genesis | Aeryn:
I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
John: Oh, we call them linebackers, or serial killers, depends on if they're professional or amateur. John: The giant Quija board says... |
Throne For A Loss | John:
Kung Fu never carried a gun!
John: It's a little more then capachino, pal! John: Wile E. Coyte could come up with a better plan then that! |
Back
and Back and
Back To the Future |
John: Psychic spanish fly. |
Throne For A Loss | John:
Kung Fu never carried a gun!
John: It's a little more then capachino, pal! John: Wile E. Coyte could come up with a better plan then that! |
Thank God It's Friday, Again | John: Oh give it a rest snow white. |
PK Tech Girl | John: Yeah, well just ask Leonardo DiCapprio, even the big ones go down. |
The Flax | John: Slicker than snot. |
Jeremiah Crichton | John: Hakuna Matata Masata. |
Durka Returns | John:
He's had 100 years of happy meals, we don't know what he is capable of!
John: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get the tough stains out. |
The Nerve | John: Danger Will Robinson. Beware of the chair! |
Family Ties | Zhaan:
John, I've made a new family here surrounded by all of you, and now I sense
it's coming to an end.
John: Well, it’s a Jerry Springer kind of family . . . but for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family. |