Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin'
Can't you see that belly, it's shakin'
Don't take a cookie off of that pan
You don't want to mess with this man

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those good things
Everbody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss

Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong 
Santa wasn't fat all along
Until he started cookin' one day
Don't try to take that turkey away

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those good things
Everbody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss

Crusin' down the air highway in his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-fried
Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy
But you don't want to get on his bad side

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door