Agent Grease Monkey
You might be wondering why we here at Sugar and Spice refer to this person as "Agent Grease Monkey". Well it's very simple. Since Mr.Monkey is so much better than the rest of us he has copywrited his very own name. To save us alot of trouble we refrain from using his birth name and call him Agent Grease Monkey, sweetly dubbed for his F**CKING greasy hair!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? THAT'S RIGHT! TIME FOR A GOOD OL FASHIONED SING ALONG.
My Hate will go on: sung to the tune of My Heart will
go on.
Vocals by Kate Winslet.
Every night in my dreams
I see you
Must kill you
How long must this nightmare go on?
Getting claustrophobic
Need more space between us
Hell is going to open her arms
Beer
Whores
You leave no recourse
They want me in an institution
Once more, it's you I adored
And you did me that night
and moved on to someone more blonde
Love, you fuck girls one time
Then the drop of a dime
We're out on our ass in the cold
Stick to supermodels, hot for Cindy Crawford
You'll die before you get in her
Beer
Whores
You left no recourse
They have me locked up in prison
Once more, hung you with the cord
Of my blow-dry machine
And moved on to AJ McLean
You're not here, too late, I fear
Now I'm pregnant, the baby is yours
Too bad, you're dead - you're it's dad
Came so close to your cash
Guess abortion's the way to go
AND NOW BOYS AND GIRLS IT'S TIME TO MAKE FUN OF AGENT GREASE MONKEY!! I KNOW ITS MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY TOO!
Way to go Agent Grease Monkey. You getchew some buddy.
A little Lip Reading 101. It's plain to see he's saying Gay!! "I'm Gaaaaaay!!"
Awww I'm glad to see this excites you so. Most guys I know wouldn't be cheesin so hard but hey you aren't most guys I know.
RIDE EM' COWBOY. Well atleast that's what I heard he boyfriend tells him when his gets playful and wants to dress up like John Wayne
Which leads me to my next point... DON'T SMOKE CRACK!
