NICK CARTER
He's got the whole Santa Clause thing going for him. He's fat, he's jolly, ...he's more fat.
He's just all smiles, isn't he? Why is it that fat people seem happier than the rest of us? Do they know something that we don't?
Tsk, tsk. Nick, you are supposed to get a ring on someone's finger BEFORE you let yourself go like that!
Uh-oh...do I detect a double chin?
Ok, I know, I'm a big Backstreet Boys' fan. Don't get me wrong, I love Nick, I'm serious. He certainly has his moments, but there is something that I would like to say about him.
Nick is overrated. He gets tons of attention and everyone is stuck on his blond hair and blue eyes. He squeaks for goodness sakes. He is mother freekin' 19 years old and he squeaks!!! He is adored by millions of girls all over the world, as are the other Backstreet Boys. But the thing of it is: the other 4 Backstreet Boys each have respectable reasons for being raved about.
AJ is weird ~I love you, AJ!~ and he is different, like me, and he is sexy out his mind. He's so freakin' sexy he makes me want to lick him... ok I'm sorry, I get quite carried away with this. Brian is cute and admirable, and he loves his mom! Quit laughing! It's freakin cute if I say it is, OK?!?! Kevin is... goodness, Kevin is hella fine!! My mom even loves him. And last but not least is Howie, and he is the latin lover, he has the cutest, biggest brown eyes in the entire world (second to AJ, of course). And he is so sweet. That smile of his completely consumes you, its so cute. *Howie is my second fav, can you tell?*
Now, back to Nicky. Now their was a time, here not to long ago, he got a little chubby. It's ok, we all get a little bigger than we want to be some time in our life. But he kind of blew it a little out of proportion!! I was a little upset that people totally thought he was all that and he didnt even care enough to lay off the burgers and twinkies.
I know that's harsh. But you know what, sorry, I'm a bitch, what can I say?!?!
YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
You are...a fat ass
Your boobs are too far apart
~~Chorus~~
You're too fat
Twinkies...are harmful
~~Chorus~~
Now when I can see around your big butt
You are...a fat ass
Your fat
Yet another goofy parody. This one was written by my good friends, Heather and Katy!
To the tune of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
A big...ole fat ass
Believe...when I say
You need to lose weight
Can't fit in Wal-Mart
I tell you
You need to lose weight
Ain't nothing but a big butt
Flu-uber
Ain't nothing but a huge gut
Flub-Flub
I never wanna see you naked
You need to lose weight
When you....eat an armful
Yes I hope, It's not too late
Cause you need to lose weight
Then I will be satisfied, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to run
And if it don't work-I tried
A big...ole fat ass
your fat.......
