~omg~ N*SYNC ~omg~


OMG these guys have got it goin' on!! They are so hot especially that one that has that f**ked up looking jerry curl. God I would totally have his children. I hope they all come out looking just like him. With the little albino look and all! Gosh I think I may wet my pants.

I'm just joking. Of course you knew that, right? Ok so here is my P.O.V. on boybands.

To say the least you are all little Backstreet wannabees!! Gimmie a freakin' break, or...actually keep doin' what your doin' so I'll have someone to laugh at and something else to b*tch about =Þ

I'm not going to lie to you guys, I like the Backstreet Boys, ~my fav is AJ, for anyone who gives a f*ck~ but they are all lyin', schemin', guys!!! Thats right, all the time wasted, all the money spent on those precious home videos people buy where they preach so strongly on how they have wanted to sing since they were little, they're lying. They have wanted to sing right up from the day that they found out that girls love it! They are all in it for the attention.

Now there is an exception. Don't get me wrong I love the Backstreet Boys but they are in it for the sex too, but N*Sync are in it because they love the music. The only reason they care what the chicks think is because it's their fan base and they spend lotsa money on them, 24/7, all the freakin time, girls are wasting their money on these guys who wouldn't give them the time of day. N*Sync are homosexuals. I don't dislike homosexuals, I actually think they are very nice people. Over-cheerful, but nice. But I think that N*Sync is milkin' these pre-teens for their meager week allowances to pay their bills.
Ok so enough b*tchin', let's get to the fun stuff....

This was written by me (Brandy here) and a friend of mine named Katy. She simply loves N*Suck, I mean N*Sync, same as me & Laila =Þ

N*Scrub
Parody of No Scrubs by TLC *Anti N*Sync*
By: Brandy and Katy

N*Scrub are some guys that think they're girls
Also know as homos
Always thinkin bout what they want
Always thinkin bout hittin dat ass

******Chorus*******
No, I dont want your weiner
No, I dont want to give you head
No, I dont wanna met your mama
Scared to see whats between your legs

I dont want N*Scrub
N*Scrub are guys who get head from Brittney
Hangin out the passenger side
of their mamas ride tryin to be Backstreet
*******end*******

Chris is checkin out Lance who wants to get in Joeys pants
But he knows that he'll make JC jealous
Cause he wants to bust a cap and get inside his ass
And try on Justin's dress.

*******Chorus*******

So if you put things in the out hole
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~
If your lifestyle is homo
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~
If you got a thing for Leonardo
~oh yea fag im talkin to you~

Wanna get wit me wit homosexuality
oh noooo

Oo.Fade Out.oO
Oo.Takes A Bow.oO


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