Britney Spears
Now we all know that when one record company gets a star/group of stars that blows up another company has to be copycats and go and get something just like it, or close. What I don't understand is why we dont have more groups like Limp Bizkit ~I love you Fred~See, a couple of years ago the Spice Lezzies got big, then WHAM! you got sluts who dress like prostitues/strippers but make more money, while they sing (or try to). Well, I over-looked the Spice Lezzies, and All Saints weren't all that bad, but Britney Spears is more than I can take.
Now see, I'm a big fan of the whole woman rock star thing. You know, Blondie was PHAT, Madonna, etc, etc, but this is a young lady (note young), around that same age as me, who just got breast implants! The outfits she wears onstage are way too much, or too little. It would be fine if she were a rock star, I would probably think she was kewl, but come on!! Her total fan base is horny males of all ages and 7-13 year old girls who will probably never be that skinny. People look up to her. They look at her as someone to model themselves as, not become but something pretty close. I personally don't think I would let any of my children like her, especially if I had a daughter.
BRITNEY, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EVERY DECENT WOMAN IN AMERICA
No, no, Britney. I can see your panties. You're making me angry.
~note the boob job~ Are Britney and Amanda Latona related in any way?? They both need a chissel and hammer to remove their make up at night!
She's only 17. My mom would kill me.
Yeah, in the back of a truck... she would
Britney, stop tryin' to fool people.. YOU'RE ILLEGAL FOR GOODNESS SAKES
OH BOOBY BOOBY
Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby
Surgery
My chest flatness was killing me
Oh baby baby
Golly
My chest flatness was killing me
(Sung to the tune of Baby One More Time)
Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah
Oh boobies boobies
My breasts are completely full
And now my sweater's tight, yeah
I wanna be a size "d"
Bigger memories
I want them to show
Now, oh because
And I
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size
I got double D's, it's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby
Barely wearing clothes
Now, oh because
And I
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size
