Have you heard the news today?

Fighting in Afghanistan
Nukes are in Pakistan
Rocks are thrown in Israel
Peace talk are becoming stale
Muslims attacked by the Jews
"isms" have become the news
war on Terrorism
Watch for communism
Anti-globalism
Everything is a demonstration
Enron
Telecom
Nasdeq takes a dive
Democracy lost in Zimbabwe
Everything is not okay
Every one against the Taliban
Bush is playing Peter Pan
Marlyn Manson has been put away
Britney Spears is told what to say
Taber, Alberta
Littletown, Colorado
Adult content in Road to El Dorado
Hussein's a little bit insane
Sharon has the world on his string
No wonder there's resentment
Hindu Temples clashing with Islamic Mosques
Anger rises, tempers flare
Another bomb threat at O'Hare
We make the news and scoop it up
We are the news and we eat it up.