Hello everyone and welcome to the Team Rocket annual Awards
Crowd:Yay
Jessie:Cheer ya little twerps or I'll knock your lights out!
Crowd:YAY YAHOO!
Our first Rocket member Jessie
Crowd:BOOOOO
And Jessie wins the most evil Team Rocket member award.
Jessie:Why thank you.
And now James
*Crickets chirping*
*James grabs a cricket and eats it*
James:MMMM.Crunchy!
And James wins the most weirdest,hungriest,lamest,dumbest,complainstomuchest Rocket member
James crying:Why I'm so honoured thank you thank you!
And Now Meowth
Crowd:YAAAA.Go Meowth.WOOOO.YAAAAA.Way to go.Yahoo!Go meowth.WOO WOO WOO.Let's go Meowth!!!!
Meowth:My public just adores me.
James see's a cord and pulls it out.
Crowd goes silent.
Meowth:Put it back in!
James:Ok.
Crowd:WOOOO YAY.GO MEOWTH.
Anyway Meowth wins the best Team Rocket member award!
Meowth:Thank you thank you.
Jessie and James:That's it.
*starts beating up Meowth*
Well when we come back we'll have Arbok,Weezing and Giovanni!
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And now please welcome Arbok for winning the the most purplest pokemon!
Arbok:Chaaarbok!
Jessie:He doesn't understand that's an insult.
And now the smelliest rocket member (not counting James's socks) Weezing.
James:Oh yeah.You want a peice of my socks.My socks stink more then Weezing.
And now Giovanni wins the most Mysterious Team Rocket member award.
Giovanni:No one would of guessed that I was the last gym trainer.No one.
Jessie:Yeah you really fooled everyone.
Meowth:Talk about a major dissapointment.
James:Let's take a recap:Jessie's evil,I'm everything bad,Meowth's the best member...NOT!,Arboks the most purplest!(OOooo!It feels good to know I never got an award similar,stupid accusers.I'M NOT GAY!Em,Weezing the smelliest(besides my socks), and Giovanni's the most mysterious(yeah right).
When we'll come back we'll have those hardly ever seen Rocket members Mondo,Butch and Cassidy!
And now for those other Tr members we don't see very much......
First Mondo!
Crowd:WHO THE HELL IS MONDO?
Well uh...you see...he hasn't excactly appeared on English TV yet but....
Crowd:GET OFF THE STAGE!
Eh em.Mondo wins the award for uh...eh em....Uh the least seen Team Rocket member!
Mondo:I know you can't see me but...
Crowd:Hey look at the freak hanging from the roof!
Mondo:^_^;
And now Butch...Butch wins the most brutal Team Rocket name!
Butch:I am Butch!Hear me...cough..cough..em excuse me.Pardon my manners.Where was I?
Crowd:FRAUD!!!
And Now for...Uh..oh yeah!Cassidy
Cassidy:I M Special!
Cassidy...I'm sorry but you didn't make the awards.There's nothing special about you.
Cassidy:*Slips some money into the announcers hand*
As I was saying Cassidy is the prettiest team Rocket member!
Jessie:I resent that!
Meowth:Me too!
James:Me three!I can be pretty!
Ok uh....the orangiest hair Team Rocket member.
Jessie:Better.
Stay tuned next time cause we'll be doing Likitung,Victreebel....and Jessiebell!!!!????
Jessibell:Victreebel and Jessibell it has a good ring to it.
James:Then marry my pokemon for god's sakes!WAHAHA!
Welcome back.Now we'll do......
Victreebel!
Victreebel win the award for loudest and most used SCREAM in pokemon history!
Crowd:Ooooh.Ahhhhh
Likitung wins the award for the Longest tongue.The Likitung uses it's tongue to....
James:I know what Jessibell uses her tongue for and I don't like it.
Jessie:That comment was not needed.
Eh em!And now for Jessiebell.
Jessiebell:Oh my!
Jessiebell wins the award of the most looklikejessiest team rocket member.
James:The Likawhohits?
Jessie:The Lookamessyhist?
Mondo:A who'samuchabei?
Butch:A frog?
Cassidy:Two tears in a bucket?
Crowd:NO FATBOY!
HOOSAMUCHAKOSIT?
STOP IT!I said Jesiielookalatis....I mean a LookaJessietis...I mean oh I give up!
