My life was absolutely perfect before I got the news that Dad was trying to marry either me or one of my sisters(Nabiki and Kasumi) off to his best friend's son, Ranma Saotome. I couldn't believe how Dad could have pulled such a dirty trick on us!! And knowing that I hated boys, too! Well, what a big surprise Dad got when they arrived! It was later that Dad found out that Ranma was really a girl! The ridiculous and dramatic person that he is, Dad actually fainted when he found out. It seemed like he was the only one who was devastated. I noticed that Ranma was quiet the whole time this was happening, so I decided to show her around and get to know her a bit more. It turned out that Ranma trained in martial arts, too. Hey, why don't we have a little match for fun? After all, I've been training pretty hard myself. It couldn't hurt to see how good of a martial artist Ranma is compared to me, right? Wow, she was pretty good, I kept missing her! It was as if she could read my n ext moves! Oh well, it was just for fun. Later that day, I was in the bathroom, about to take a shower. I had just taken my clothes off and opened the door to the shower room when I saw a....a boy staring at me??? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! There's a pervert in the bathroom! It was after Mr. Saotome explained the whole story and told us that Ranma was actually a boy but could turn into a girl when splashed with cold water!! Then, everyone in my family turned against me and said that Ranma was going to be my fiance!!!
Me? Marry a jerk like Ranma? That pervert? Hey, I didn't ask for this!!! Who said I wanted a fiance, anyway! I wasn't the one who asked to be engaged to Ranma! It was all our dumb parent's idea! My life might as well be over if I have to marry a stupid jerk like him! I mean, honestly! I'm engaged to my worst nightmare!
Ranma walks by at that moment and overhears Akane: Hah! You're tellin' me! I'd never asked for no fiancee and i sure didn't ask for an uncute girl like you!
Akane punches Ranma in the stomach: Well excuse me for being so uncute!!!
Ranma: Ya see, uncute or what!!!
Akane, fuming: Arrghh, that Ranma!
You see what I mean? He's always trying to pick a fight either with me or my pet pig P-Chan!! Can you believe he's actually jealous of a pig? What is it with the two of them anyway? Ranma's always calling P-Chan Ryoga when Ryoga's obviously not around. I wish Ranma would tell me what's going on. And the way all the girls throw themselves at Ranma, it's disgusting! What do they see in him anyway?
Okay, okay, Ranma can be nice when he's not acting like a total idiot, believe it or not. Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad, he'll always make a pathetic move to cheer me up....and it actually works. He even called me cute a few times. To think about it, it's not that bad having him around once in a while....
But don't tell Ranma that! I don't want him to think that I like him or anything and I'll never hear the end of it from Nabiki and Kasumi if they found out!
...Since July 25, 1998
