This page is dedicated to my one and only love, the one by the name of Ranma Saotome. Oh, my dear, dear Ranma! My love! For you I would dare all, wisk all. In the fields of passion, the black rose of my heart blooms for you! This page shows my never-ending display of affection for my darling Ranma! Feel the love!!!
It was the week before the upcoming Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Tournament between our all-girl school and Furikan High. I was merely visiting my opponents, trying to persuade them to fight fair in the upcoming competition. Unfortunately, we were rudely interrupted by a pesky pig-tailed hussy, who formidably stopped my ribbon. That had never been done before, so I could tell she was no ordinary girl. There's no telling what a hussy like her could do next so I, Kodachi Kuno, departed at that moment.
What poor losers those Furikan girls are. It was much later that I found out they'd sought for help from a girl by the name of Akane Tendo. Very well. I figured that a little persuation for our dear friend, Miss Tendo was definately in order. Akane Tendo, prepare to die! You have crossed the path of the black rose...
I confronted her later that night in her bedroom. After finding out that she indeed had some skills, I decided that I shall return once again, but this time, Akane Tendo will be begging me for mercy. I was exiting on top of the Tendo's rooftop when I saw a...a flying pig? How utterly ridiculous looking! A pig flying over rooftops! I was just resuming my path when I ran smack into something and started falling into total blackness. The next thing I knew, I was looking deep into the crystal blue eyes of a most kind sir who'd saved me! Oh, what a man! How could I have known that when I went there that night, I would meet the man of my dreams? Guess an all-girl school was definately the wrong place to look for Mr. Right. But now that I've meet him.... Unfortunately, this kind sir by the name of Ranma Saotome was unwilling to stay with me so I put on a charmed little act for him. I gave my darling Ranma a bouquet of beautiful black roses with a little bit of paralysis powder, so he'll be unable to move! Oh, Ranma darling, awaiting to draw the sweet nectar from these honeyed lips of mine.... Ranma, make me your own!!
Just as our lips were about to touch, we were interrupted rudely by Akane Tendo. How unsporting of her! Unable to continue on, I bid farewell of my sweetums and promised to make it up to him when we meet again.
The next day, I went to Furikan High School, merely to visit with my darling Ranma. I was hoping to pick off where we'd left off last night until...WHAT! Akane Tendo is my darling Ranma's fiancee? How disgusting! Yes, that's it. It was then I decided that the winner of the tournament will get to take Ranma Saotome! What a clever idea! And when the match is over, Ranma will be all mine!
It was the day of the gymnastics tournament. Akane Tendo came to me with a last-minute substitute because of her so-called "injury". Wait, I remember her! She was that brazen pig-tailed girl from the other day! Very well, for the love of my dear, dear Ranma, I will defeat this hussy easily.
The opening of the match was exactly the way I had planned it. I made a rather graceful and dramatic entrance, wearing the wedding gown that I'll be wearing on the day me and my Ranma darling will get married. Even my brother dear, Tatewake Kuno was cheering for me. Everything was going well. It was perfect...that was until the little hussy announced her name. Ranma Saotome! The brazen hussy has the same name as my beloved? How could the same name given to a girl can sound so utterly disgusting! There was no way I was going to let her win! This wicked girl will not take my one and only chance for eternal happiness. Oh Ranma, my dear, dear Ranma! For you, I will do anything!
So the competition began with a rather nice start. A steel bar here, some concealed spikes there...I was ready for her to lose. It was then that the little hussy said that if I lose, I'll have to promise to never bother my darling Ranma again. What is my darling Ranma to her anyway? Oh, I see! She loves him, it's so obvious that she loves him! Why else would she be interfering with me? Ugh, the wicked, wicked girl! Then, she said that like it or not, she and Ranma were one mind and one body! ONE MIND AND ONE BODY!!! If that woman dares to take my beloved from me, for that I'll have to bring her to justice!
I, Kodachi, the black rose Kuno, have never been so defeated in my life. Cockroach girl defeated me in the competition and I lost! It was the most horrid experience and I felt as if I was in shock. Ranma, darling, I've let you down. For that, as I have promised, I was forced to abandon my present affection for my dear Ranma. I hope cockroach girl knows that someday, I'm going to have to take Ranma darling from her my force, and then, darling Ranma will be all mine!
So that is the story of how me and my Ranma darling met. You will come back to visit me soon, won't you darling? Actually, there is no need since I just received unwelcoming news stating that the webmistress has just decided to put the cap on this page. Tsk, tsk...but however that may be, until then, farewell my sweetums, may my love and laughter always be with you....
...since July 25, 1998
