Ukyo's the name, okonomiyaki's the game...charmed, I'm sure. Listen Sugar,if anyone tries to mess with my Ranma honey (maybe except for Akane), she's gonna hafta go through me. And I'm tellin' ya sugar, after 10 years of practising okonomiyaki style martial arts and 10 years of swearing off womanhood, I won't go easy!
When me and my Ranma honey were small, Ranma's pop, Genma, made an agreement that me and my honey, Ranma, would be engaged. That was after my pop gave in the okonomiyaki cart as a dowry. Well, whaddya know, the stupid jackasses had the nerve to run off with the okonomiyaki cart and leave me behind! How dare they do that to me! Don't they know how hard it is on a child whose abandoned like that? So that was what did it: being a woman was what had caused all my problems so literally, "I changed into a guy." For 10 years, I practiced to be the best okonomiyaki chef ever(and which I proudly am). With my ever so powerful okonomiyaki techniques, I fought against the raging seas and searched for those dumb jackasses for revengee!! Mark my words: they're gonna wish they'd never met me...
When I got to Tokyo, I found Genma and defeated him easily. The jackass had some nerve to pretend that he didn't know me! The next day, I got Ranma. He wasn't as easy to beat as Genma and so we had a heated battle. We fought in the middle of a ring that was surrounded by a non-stick frying surface(am I smart or what?). Armed with my giant spatula, my spatula darts, flour-bombs and pepper grenades, I was prepared for Ranma to lose. There was only one problem: by the end of the battle, Ranma had found out that I am infact 100% woman and it turned out that I was the one who'd lost! I couldn't believe I let that stupid jackass beat me! I also found out that back then, Genma asked Ranma if he liked Ukyo or okonomiyaki better while Ranma was eating okonomiyaki. Obviously, thinking that I was a guy, Ranma chose okonomiyaki. Hey, I wasn't gonna let those stupid jackasses get away with it, that was until Ranma called me...
...his cute fiancée! He'd actually called me cute! That's when I thought, "Hey, let's let bygones be bygones," since that's probably what a cute girl would say. Since then, me and my Ranma honey have been together...or at least have tried. Later did I find out that Ranma already had another fiancee named Akane since birth! But that's okay, Akane hates boys and so she doesn't like Ranma anyway. All I need to do is set her up with someone and she's history...
And as for those two jackass women, Shampoo and Kodachi: Sorry sugar but the only woman who can get close to Ranma is ME and if those jackasses think they can take Ranma away from me, they can get ready to lose!!!
So that's the story of how me and my Ranma honey gotta be what we are today. Now not only am I the best okonomiyaki chef in the world, but I'm also Ranma honey's cute fiancee! Anyway, come back to visit soon Sugar! See ya then...
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